Hmmmm...

Just imagine... If Vernon and Ephraim were to sing a song each, what would they sing? Here are my predictions and speculations:

Vernon
WANTED! WANTED! My proness all over my world
WANTED! WANTED! The proest feeling in the world
What kinda noob are you?
I am Vernon Thepro
I'll become a pro!

I sensed it when I saw myself for the first time
I and I alone will be a pro
I want my first dream to come true
I'm totally confident that I can do it alone
I sometimes become mad on the sea that's too noobish
That's why something is here
It's too noobish and it's so not pro!

WANTED! WANTED! My proness all over my world
WANTED! WANTED! The proest adventure in the world
Let me eat pro meat!
I am Vernon Thepro
I'll become a pro!

No matter what people say
I believe that I and I alone will become a pro
You say what's the big deal?
It's the fact that I don't give up
I'm more pro than anyone else

There must be a lot of proness in that horizon
That no one has ever knows about it
That's why i have to go
A lot, a lot

Ephraim
Un deux trois! Un deux trois!

Ultimately, in this world there are men and women
However, I am both man and woman
Therefore, I'm the strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
The strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
Oh come my way!
Aa- The strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
The strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
OKAMA WAY!

Nice to see you again! What have you been up to recently?
What'cha gonna do? You wanna eat this?
Unnecessary wind! Stop joking around!
Stuff yourself with this! Arabesque~!

(You come my way)
Please, ask about the way I dress
(Oh come my way)
Worry about nothing, relax and leave it to me

Ultimately, in this world there are men and women
However, I am both man and woman
Therefore, I'm the strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
The strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
Okama way!
Aa- The strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
The strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
Oh come my way! (O~KA~MA~)
Okama Way!! (O~KA~MA~)
Oh come my way! (O~KA~MA~)
Okama Way!!

OKAMA WAY!!!

Isn't it perfect? Have a nice day!
Even though my false eyelashes are sorrowful!
Large public exhibition! Come on Mane Mane!
Un deux trois to the break of dawn!

(You go your way)
Assuming you don't start any trouble (Oh come my way)
My performances are nothing! Swan's decision!

Ultimately, in this world there are men and women
However, I am both man and woman
Therefore, I'm the strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
The strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
Okama way!
Aa- The strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
The strongest!!! (The strongest!!)
Oh come my way! (O~KA~MA~)
Okama Way!! (O~KA~MA~)
Oh come my way! (O~KA~MA~)
Okama Way!!