What The Hell

Today is seriously a weird and strange day.

After recess, as usual, Ephraim tried to gay with Yoshida. And as usual, Yoshida took out his penknife, drew the blade and looked at it, as if to tell Ephraim, "Fuck off, or my pen and your dick will have a good time together." And out of the sudden, for don't know what fucking hell's sake, Vernon came and grabbed the penknife by the blade. Yes, by the fucking blade. Blood spilled out like shit from his index finger. He ran off to the toilet and attempted to wash it. Blood come out too fast. I accompanied him to the General Office.

Later, he was sent to the clinic, where according to Mdm Low, the doctor tries to stitch it up, but his bones can be seen in the cut. Bloody hell sia. He was sent to the hospital. What a pro.

And so, Yoshida's sleeves are dotted with Vernon's blood. Just a little bit. First, Yoshida gets a marker spot (refer to this blog entry), now blood. What the hell. Obviously his penknife has his blood too. And Yoshida refuses to wipe it away. What the bloody hell.

During assembly, Ephraim and Yoshida were then sent to see Vice-Principal. Convicted. :O Nah, just kidding. Apparently, according to them, they had quite an interesting conversation with her that includes:

Vice Principal: What were you doing?
Yoshida: I took my penknife and was looking at the rust.
Vice Principal: Was it rusty?

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL SIA! Not rusty how to look at rust? What the fuck, I think even the Hero I also can become vice-principal sia. Education wasted on her liao sia, "was it rusty?"...

And according to them again, the Vice-Principal said this sentence seven times: "Don't play with the penknife, it is very dangerous." What the hell, since when is looking at the fucking rust on the blade of a penknife considered playing with it? Playing with it includes slashing and stabbing the air in front of you MapleStory-style! (Which I admits of doing it whenever I become bored. :))

And according to Yoshida, he told the Vice Principal that boredom drove him to take out his penknife. Right...

Then again, Ephraim is one of the reasons I "forgot" to take my scissors out of my pencil box. *shifty eyes*

What the hell, hope that bub recovers soon. And oh...

YOU HAPPY LIAO LAH, BUB, NO NEED TAKE END-OF-YEAR EXAMS! CHEEBYE, DAMN SONG, RIGHT?! NOW SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR 'IM PRO. BOW DOWN.' SPEECH BEFORE I BUY A PENKNIFE AND MAKE SURE YOU GET TO SKIP YOUR O-LEVELS NEXT YEAR!! RARGH! DAMN YOU, CAN WATCH HENTAI WHILE I STUDY AND REVISE FOR EXAMS! RARGH!!!!!!

End of rant. :)