ARGH!

Got to rant.

MY FUCKING BLOODY HELL MODEM KEEPS DISCONNECTING EVERY FUCKING TIME I PLAY RUNESCAPE, IT'S REALLY FUCKED-UP! I CAN'T EVEN PLAY PROPERLY FOR TEN MINUTES WITHOUT BEING DISCONNECTED! BY ROBBING ME OF A GOOD RUNESCAPE PLAYING TIME, YOU ARE DRAINING THE ESSENCE OF MY LIFE, THE LEETNESS BEHIND MY SOUL AND THE PWNAGE INSIDE MY HEART! YOU BLOODY CURSED MODEM, IF YOU KEEP DOING SO, I AM GOING TO HATE YOU BLOODY FOREVER! I'LL THROW YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WATCH HOW YOU DO ACCELERATION OF FREE FALL, G! MAYBE I WILL ALSO CONSIDERATE FLYING UP TO UPPER SPACE AND THROWING YOU DOWN TO ALSO WITNESS THE ACCELERATION OF FREE FALL, G! I SWEAR THAT I WILL THROW YOU DOWN SO FORCEFULLY THAT THE FORCE GENERATED WHEN YOU HIT EARTH WILL BE WAY HIGHER THAN ALVIN'S (FORCE = MASS X ACCELERATION. ALVIN'S MASS IS 800KG, ACCELERATION OF FREE FALL IS 10M/S2, SO FORCE WILL BE 8000N)! SO YOU BETTER FUCKING WORK NOW, OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE A HORRIBLE AND TERRIBLE DEATH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Yay, I feel much better now. Better not play RuneScape while downloading One Piece 277 and 278, or else I will get disconnected again and had to restart and waste ten precious minutes of my life which can be used to do better things like gained a Runecrafting level. Bitch modem.