Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Funny Quotes from One Piece 273

Marine: The pirates have arrived at the Courthouse Plaza!! And then, the gatekeepers of the Main Island's Front Gate, Oimo and Kaashii have joined with the pirates! At the moment, they're destroying the middle part of the Main Island!
Kaashii: Open the way!
Marine: The damage report for our soldiers ehre is exceeding... Two thousand men! Meanwhile, their captain, Straw Hat Luffy, who took down a thousand of them by himself, has suddenly disappeared! We are currently searching for him! This is probably... since Enies Lobby's history began, the first time a situation as bad as this has occured!
Spandam: What's happening? Now, on this island... WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

Luffy: That's no good! If I stay like this... It's no good. When I lost to Aokiji, I thought about it. If strong guys like this are going to appear once again on our road, if I don't get stronger... I won't be able to protect my nakama. That's because even if they aren't strong, I have nakama that I want to keep with me. If I don't get stronger than everyone else, I'll lose them all!
Blueno: Then what will you do?
Luffy: I thought about a way to fight at my fullest. So that I don't lose anyone... So that I don't let anyone drift away...
Blueno: What is he doing? What's happening inside of his body?
Luffy: You won't be able... to keep up with me anymore.
Blueno: What?
Luffy: All of my techniques are going to evolve by one step! Gear Second!

Spandam: Baskerville! Judge Baskerville! Answer, it's me!
Baskerville: Oh, Chief Spandam!
Left-Baskerville: This is Left-Baskerville on the left!
Right-Baskerville: This is Right-Baskerville on the right!
Center-Baskerville: As for me in the middle, I am Solitary Journey at Central Main Line!
Left-Baskerville and Right-Baskerville: Who's that?

Spandam: Tell me the situation over there! I heard that the pirates arrived at the Courthouse Plaza!
Left-Baskerville: The situation?
Center-Baskerville: Yeah, the situation!
Right-Baskerville: The situation is...
Center-Baskerville: In fact, they aren't at the plaza anymore, but inside!
Baskerville: That's a disaster!
Spandam: What did you say!?
Soldier: Ju... Judge, I have a report to make! The huge stone doors of the Courthouse have been cut open... and pirates have invaded!
Baskerville: I can see that for myself, idiot!

Zoro: There isn't too much of a crowd here. Looks like we can go ahead immediately, but...What's that thing?
Franky Family: Ah!? What is that? Those heads!?
Franky Family: He's like that three-headed watch-dog I heard about in a story!
Franky Family: He's Cerlickus!
Zambai: It's Cerberus!

Sanji: Hold it, hold it, hold it! Out of the way, reindeer and idiot swordsman!
Zambai: Suit niichan.
Sanji: In this dangerous enemy territory, I'll be the one who clears Nami-san's path! Get outta the way!
Zoro: That's dangerous!
Zambai: Why are you starting a fight!?
Zoro: YOU WANNA FIGHT!?
Sanji: Shut up! Don't you dare show up on Nami-san's road shamelessly! Nami-san, this way. Follow me and only me!
Nami: You know, we came here to save Robin...
Sanji: That's right, Robin-chan is... She's waiting for me to save her! I hope she isn't lonely and crying at the moment!
Nami: Geez!

Chopper: Zoro ran off while we weren't watching him! Wait, Zoro! That's not the right direction!
Zoro: What?
Nami: I said the staircase! How can you get mistaken and go that way? Are you a fantasia [someone with too much imagination]!?
Zoro: Shut up! Your indications were too messed up!
Nami: There's no way I'm the one at fault!
Chopper: Zoro, next time I'll try to make a medicine! A medicine for hopeless idiots.
Zoro: Hopeless idiots? Oi...
Nami: Chopper...
Sanji: Robin-chwan! I'm coming now!
Nami: Be sure it works for this one too.
Chopper: Okay, understood.
Franky Family: I wonder if aniki will be rescued...
Zambai: They're a "can rely on them when the time comes" type... Maybe... Certainly... Probably...

Blueno: Gear? Your techniques will evolve? Blowing steam from all over your body... Is this your imitation of a steam engine? What kind of bluff is this?
Luffy: I'm glad I met all of you here. Thanks to you, I'll be able to move forward without losing my nakama.
Blueno: What are you saying? I don't get it. Isn't it because you met us that you're about to lose your nakama? What you're saying keeps getting weirder and weirder. Have you gone nuts or something?

Blueno: No way! No, there's no mistake.
Luffy: I'm glad I met all of you here.
Blueno: This man really... He assimilated one of the Rokushiki techniques, soru, and is now using it! Air Door!
Luffy: He disappeared.
Blueno: There can't be such a ridiculous thing. A pirate scum who's able to fight using soru? No... Not only did he use soru, but he enhanced huis body to the point that it can withstand the technique. Did he have such a dormant ability from the start? This is a joke of bad taste. However! There is no way someone can catch up with a Rokushiki user's speed! There is no way I can lose! If I turn his body into a door and seal his movements, he won't have any chance. I will charge with all of my might and settle this fight. Door Door!
Luffy: When you guys move as if you disappeared, I saw you kicking the ground over ten times in an instant. I understood the trick, and I'm glad to know there's a technique to move like this. I'm glad I met you here. Thanks to this, I'll be able to protect my nakama for a long time. Gomu Gomu no...!
Blueno: I'll take it. With my strongest tekkai! TEKKAI GOU!
Luffy: JET BAZOOKA! You're really one sturdy guy... Then I'll show you something even more interesting. Look at this! Gear...!

Luffy:I'm so exhausted! Just as I thought, my body can't keep up with this yet. Maa, I don't care about my body for now. I've faced a lot of hindrances...

Marine: Damn it! What's happening?
Soldier: The cannons! Fire the cannons! Otherwise we'll be crushed!
Kaashii: As if we'd stop there, tiny soldiers!
Oimo: Oimo! You can't stop us!
Paulie: I really can't believe it! Those troublesome gatekeepers are now our allies!
Soegking: That's what is called a warrior's luck! Saa, brothers! The Courthouse is right there! Charge in!

Marine: What are you doing? Hurry inside!
Soldier: Aren't the pirates already in the Courthouse!?
Marine: A frog is standing at the central door, so we can't enter!
Soldier: A frog!?
Franky Family: Don't let even one of them inside! Yokozuna, hang in there! If we fail here, thousands of them will flow inside! Withstand it until the drawbridge is lowered!

Chimney: Giants! Giants! Giants are our allies! Giants! Giants! Giants are our allies!
Kokoro: Everything they're doing is pretty interesting. A sane person would never do anything against this island.
Chimney: Giants!
Kokoro: Behold, Chimney. Whether they die or survive in the end, striving to achieve what nobody in the past hundred years was able to do, this incident will astound everyone in the world. Once this battle is over, that Straw Hat brat's name will roar throughout the whole world!

Luffy: ROBIIIIN!!!
Franky: He's here!
Robin: Luffy...
Luffy: I CAME TO BRING YOU BACK!!!

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