Chopper Man

Yay, Chopper Man, a short for One Piece 279, has been released. I'm still downloading 279 though.

Seriously, the short is lame. Usopp became Usobada, some evil mad scientist, while Chopper became Chopper Man, some superhero. Usobada wants to kill Chopper and comes up with some plans to invite him to his evil castle and kill him. His underlings got Chopper Man, who starts treating it like his own house, angering Usobada. Chopper Man then sees a huge robot outside Usobada's castle, the Giant Luffy Bomber, which is Usobada's greatest inventions. Based after Luffy, Giant Luffy Bomber has one bunch of artillery, including pistols, rockets, bazookas, gatling guns, bullets, shotguns, rifles, cannons and missles, all named after Luffy's attacks. Too bad he didn't have whips, mallets, sickles, spears, scythes, axes, hammers, windmills, bowguns, crossbows, propellers, submarines, buzzsaws, fireworks, hooks, flails, volcanoes, screws, slingshots or juttes. o.O Anyway, Chopper Man got into Giant Luffy Bomber, which does something like a Gomu Gomu no Giant Pistol (did I mention that it is fifty metres tall and as big as the bloody castle?), sending Usobada and his three Evil Officials blasting off Team Rocket style, complete with bright stars. The three Evil Officials were Zorogiller, with an Onigiri (Rice Ball) helmet to signify his signature attack Oni Giri (Demon Slash), Robiflower, with a flower as a helmet and six arms to signify his Hana Hana no Mi (Flower Flower Fruit), and Sanjilops, wearing a lizard costume, smoking three cigarettes at once, having the standard love-shape eye, and added "lops" behind his name to mean "cyclops", seeing he only got an eye (his hair covers the other). Chopper Man then took Giant Luffy Bomber home.

Another day, Namifia, Chopper Man's manager who makes sure his jobs go well, based on Nami (I think the "fia" comes from Kalifa, Iceburg's secretary *cough* *cough*. Both wear spectacles as well), informs Chopper Man that he has a job to do. Chopper Man wants to send Giant Luffy Bomber, but it was missing. Namifia raises her hand, all five fingers having a ring with a big gem each, and says that she sold it.

End.

Lame, right? -.-

This hero wants a chio bu to be my manager like Chopper Man though. :P