Last Raid Instance

BEGINNING DAILY REPORT OF VERNON'S BLOG

We see a black-haired teenager wearing white and holy-looking armour, grinning into the video and waving madly. "Yo, what's up?"

A cool warrior stood in the distance, folding his arms coolly and with his back facing the camera, his sword and his spear beside him on standby. He turned to face the camera. "Just because we have a video recorder for this raid instance, Yuchi, and not a voice recorder, does not mean you can have fun with it."

"Gee, chill out, Samy." The paladin replied. "Where are they?"

Samy turned his back again. "I don't know, but they should be on their way."

"So who'll be reporter today?" Yuchi asked.

"You." Samy replied.

"Why me?!" Yuchi started to get angry.

Suddenly, a knight jumped in front of the camera. He holds a very large and heavy blade.

"Hey, there, Dave." Samy greeted. "What took ya so long?"

"I... overslept." The knight replied, looking around curiously. "So, I suppose we are going in now?"

"Not yet, we are still waiting for someone." Samy replied. "Anyway, Yuchi, meet Dave, my cousin. Dave, this is Yuchi."

"Nice to meet you." Yuchi said.

"Just don't try to hold me back." Dave warned.

"Huh?" Yuchi was taken aback.

"Coming!!" A voice came from nowhere. Samy, Yuchi and Dave looked around alertly.

"What the?" Samy asked.

The camera was suddenly knocked and now looking up at the view of the sky.

"Caleb! Why the hell did you knock down the camera?!" Yuchi roared.

"Sorry! Sorry!" Caleb replied, putting the camera back to position.

"You are late, Caleb." Samy said.

"That's why I rushed here and accidentally knocked down the camera, right?" The video shows a teenager, a scar between his eyes, above his nose, looking a little chubby. Behind him, Dave was swinging his sword impatiently.

"Let's go." Dave yelled.

"Hold on!" Yuchi cried. "This is Paladin Yuchi Lightbringer, Reporter of today's Raid Instance to Vernon's Blog. With me are Warrior Samy Dragonflame, Knight Dave Dragonflame and Rogue Caleb Junwei."

"Hey, Dave, wait up!" Samy yelled, running after him into the dark cave.

"Let's leave the camera here and run after them." Caleb suggested.

"Dimwit! We need the camera to record and report this Raid Instance!" Yuchi scolded. The camera was picked up, and now shows Caleb running into the cave. There are huge vibrations; the camera appears to be moving at a high speed, showing that Yuchi was running too.

"What took you so long?!" Dave roared.

"Whatever. Any monster in sight?" Yuchi asked.

"We just killed a few. Oh, here comes another one." Samy raised his sword higher, while Dave gripped his blade with two hands. Caleb swiftly took out his dagger.

The monster roared, ONLY THOSE THAT PASS THE TEST OF PATIENCE WILL MAKE IT INTO THIS BLOG."

"Patience? I suggest we just hack this beast down." Dave told the rest

"Agreed." Yuchi replied, brandishing his heavy warhammer.

"I'm not doing it." Samy added. "All of Vernon's monsters have bad breath, but this one can easily win the Monster With The Worst Bad Breath Award."

"Then again, if the award was not only qualifed for monsters, Vernon would snatch it from this brute." Caleb added, looking up at the beast in his face and quickly covered his noses.

"I'm getting air polluted here." Yuchi looked like he was going to faint.

"ARE YOU READY?" The monster roared.

"Damn!" Samy shouted. "Yuchi fainted!"

"Low resistance to smelliness, uh..." Caleb started, but fainted as well.

"How the heck are they going to make it to Vernon like that?" Samy asked.

"WELL GO IN IF YOU WANT, YOU WON'T FIND ANYTHING." The monster howled.

"If bad breath is a crime, this thing would have die a long time ago." Dave told Samy.

"Then again, if it really is a crime, we won't have this Raid Instance, will we?" Samy replied, smiling, his eyebrow raised.

"Yeah, Vernon would already be executed long ago." Dave explained.

"Just hurry up and end its misery." Samy yawned.

Dave raised up his blade, a red aura quickly surround him. "Dragon Fang!" He quickly jumped up, now above the monster, and heavily pierced his blade through the monster's face.

Samy covered the camera with his hand. "Animated violence and animated blood, boys and girls, not suitable for people under 18."

"Oww... What happened?" Caleb asked.

"You guys finally woke up, eh?" Dave asked coolly, his blade resting on his shoulder.

"Don't blame me. That one, too strong!" Yuchi replied.

"Wait until you smelt Vernon's. Let's go." Samy laughed, and ran in.

"Damn! Did we bring any smelling salts?" Dave asked as the other two followed Samy.

"Ok, there's the carvings..." Samy said unconsciously, examining the carving excitedly. The video showed the carvings, but lack of light makes it difficult to see.

"Holy Light!" Yuchi shouted, and a blinding light was suddenly conjured.

The video now showed the carvings, readable under the strong light.

"Appears that he is bored of blogging." Caleb read.

"So this will be our last Raid Instance?" Yuchi asked sadly.

Samy grimly nodded his head.

"My first and last time. How ironic." Dave turned his back.

"It also says here that... This blog would be left open for people to venture in?" Samy asked curiously.

"He needs food for his monsters here, remember? What better source?" Dave explained.

"True. Then we can continue to have Raid Instances!" Yuchi cheered.

"Nah, it is going to be the same monsters, same content, same boss." Caleb replied. "Why not we go other places?"

"Let's see..." Yuchi lowered the camera. "WHAT?! "SAMY AND HIS WORTHLESS FRIENDS"?!"

"For Lord Saradomin's sake, one of Samy's friends alone is worth more than he and his gay partners combined." Dave replied boringly, playing around with his fingernails.

"Very true." Samy continued to examine the carvings with interest."

"And it says that we are going to go on a journey, to find the legendary proness, ONE PRONESS!" Yuchi jumped around excitedly.

"Yeah, better to search for it then being lazy to search for it but instead act as if he searched for it. Arrogant, I call it." Dave replied.

"Refering to Vernon?" Caleb asked.

Dave turned his back. "Very obviously."

"Yeah, we all know that Vernon is hardly what you can call a 'pro'." Samy added. "Such arrogance of him only disgraces true pros."

"True pros can withstand more than a hit from my warhammer." Yuchi further added, raising his warhammer high up. "I bet you my status as a Paladin that I can crushed him to dust with one blow."

"Provided you can get close to him and his bad breath. Continue, Samy." Dave replied.

"He's not giving a... a... a..." Samy scratched his head.

"A what?" Caleb asked and went in front to look with Samy. "Oh."

"...about anything that happens to this blog." Samy continued.

"So he doesn't give a damn if we lay siege to this worthless piece of junk?" Yuchi asked excitedly.

"Let's wreak havoc later." Dave added.

"Wait. He doesn't give a... about anything that happens to this blog..." Samy repeated. "Does that means he gave a... about anything that happens to this blog before?"

"Naturally." Caleb replied, slashing thin air with his dagger out of boredom.

"Does that means he... his blog before?" Samy asked.

"Obviously." Yuchi said, while Dave replied together, "Duh."

"Reading on." Samy spoke. "'If you retards already realized, I have removed the tagboard.'"

"Strange, we haven't realize that." Yuchi replied.

"So by that, we aren't 'retards'." Caleb added.

"Unlike someone whom already realized that." Dave added.

"Vernon?" Yuchi asked.

"Obviously!!" Samy, Dave and Caleb shouted together.

"So those that are worthy..." Samy read on.

"What a pro, making stupid grammar mistakes like that." Yuchi rolled his eyes. "It's 'those who are worthy'."

"He's a 'pro'. What can you expect?" Caleb asked.

"Stupidity in the brain, handicap in the mouth, paralyzation in the body, cannot-be-used in the crotch, weakness in the hands and uncontrollable legs." Dave replied. "Need I add some more?"

"No thanks, Dave, you perfectly described him."

"Read on, Samy." Yuchi said.

"If only you didn't interrupt me..." Samy continued. "... worthy of talking to the great one can still contact me on MSN. Take note. Only those who are worthy."

"Take note. Only those who are worthy." Caleb replied, in a girlish and childish voice that reminds everyone of Vernon.

"What's with the high pitch? My ears...! I can't feel my ears!!" Dave panicked.

"Relax, this would go off soon. Vernon's voice can do harm to people's hearing over a long period of time. Caleb's imitation is only but a very minute and small fraction of the power in Vernon's voice." Samy explained.

"So..." Yuchi began, more focused on the carvings. "Who are worthy?"

"His gay partners." Samy, Dave and Caleb answered together.

"Stop asking the obvious, Yuchi." Caleb added.

Samy read on. "As long as you noobs continue to pursue the true meaning of Freedom and Justice..."

"He's still a freaking long way to the true meaning of 'freedom' and 'justice'." Dave added.

"You don't know, Dave." Samy explained. "To Vernon, 'freedom' means 'captivity, confinement, imprisonment, incarceration, limitation, servitude, slavery, subjection or suppression'."

"You defined that well enough." Yuchi commented.

"And 'justice' means 'illegality, injustice, lawlessness, partiality, unethicalness and unfairness' to him." Samy spits. "What a disgrace and disgust, him using the word 'justice' anyhow he likes. He should be slain for this alone!"

"I will not tolerate the wrong usage of the word 'justice'!" Dave roared. "He must be punished!"

"Reading on..." Samy knelt down, reading the carvings, now low in the wall. "We will meet again... lol..."

"Yeah, we will meet again, for we need to crush his nuts and chop his balls." Yuchi grinned.

"I don't wanna meet him again. His look alone disgusts me." Caleb ran off.

"Where's he going?" Dave asked, raising an eyebrow, which Yuchi jumped around to look at where Caleb is running to.

"He'll puke every single time he thinks of Vernon's face." Samy explained.

"With a face like his, who won't?" Dave asked.

"Back. Sorry for that, guys." Caleb had a slightly green face.

"What's with the green face? Camouflage in the forest?" Yuchi laughed.

"Shut up." Caleb whacked him.

"Sayonara noobs." Samy suddenly said.

"What was that supposed to mean?!" Caleb roared angrily.

Samy pointed to the carvings at the most bottom that says "Sayonara noobs.".

"Heh. He, dare call me, honourable Knight and Flame Master, the Great Dave Dragonflame, a 'noob'?!" Dave roared, slashing a nearby wall with his blade. Rocks started falling from the roof.

"He still continues to think of himself as some sort of 'king of the world', sitting at the top of the world and looking down on us, when actually, he is the one down there, beside those filthy trash bins and what not." Samy explained.

"Arrogance has run too deep into his blood and veins. We must stop this evil." Yuchi said.

"I will bring an end to him... MYSELF!" Dave roared.

"Charge!" Caleb shouted.

"Run! The ground is shaking... The Earthquake of RC is here!" Yuchi shouted.

"Make way for the Firestorm, before you get burnt!" Samy shouted, followed by a warcry. "Mind doing Edmond's battlecries, Dave?"

"Fine. Here comes the Tsunami!! Quick! Search for high land!!!" Dave roared.

Explanation: A long time ago, there was a Guild in a game named Survival Project named RCAlliance. The Guild had four leaders, Samy, Yuchi, Edmond and How Chee. Samy is known as RCFirestorm, Yuchi is known as RCEarthquake, Edmond, Samy's cousin, is known as RCTsunami and How Chee is known as RCHurricane. Too bad no one shouted How Chee's battlecries.

"There it is." Samy looked around, wielding his warspear. The heavy-looking door in front of him was emitting a dark aura.

"Let's boost our stats first with some buffs and auras." Samy suggested.

"I can't agree more." Dave replied, then focused his energies. Light seems to be dancing around him. "Strike Power!"

Suddenly, four pillars of red light covered all four of them and disappeared quickly. Samy felt stronger. He was sure that the others felt it too.

"My turn. Devotion Aura!" Yuchi shouted.

The surroundings suddenly became more lighted, as Samy felt his defensive abilities increase. "My turn! Flame Haste!" And with that, his legs felt as if they were one with the wind.

"Wind Walk!" Caleb shouted, and disappeared into thin air.

"How selfish. His ability only affects him..." Dave commented.

"Let's get in there!" Samy commanded.

"For the Runite Knights!" Dave shouted.

"Just leave this to me!" Yuchi shouted.

With cries of rage, the three warriors broke down the door.

"Insolent fools!" Vernon cried, sitting on his throne, with Justin and Yuxi beside him. "How dare you break into my pro chamber?"

"Very 'pro'." Yuchi rolled his eyes.

"We are here to bring an end to you and your arrogance!" Samy shouted, slamming his warspear into the ground heavily with a bang.

"Justice shall prevail, so don't bother resisting!" Yuchi roared, swinging his warhammer intimidatingly.

"Meh, I was hoping we get to fight." Dave said.

Next, the video shows Samy adjusting the camera position. "There, this should show the whole battlefield. Let's go, guys!"

"FOOLS!" Vernon yelled. He stood up, while Dave yawned loudly and obviously into the camera. He took out his two guns, and Yuchi joined in the yawning. Justin quickly wielded his throwing axes, while Yuxi aimed his bow at Samy's party threateningly. Samy joined in the yawning party.

"How dare you?!" Vernon roared. Samy could have swore that he heard Caleb, although invisible, yawned.

"Bring it on if you wanna die!" Samy shouted, and rushed forward into the winds of war, his warspear loyally by his side.

"Hah! Someone's got a death wish!" Dave shouted, rushing forward with Samy, blade resting on his shoulder.

"Light, give me strength!" Yuchi shouted, rushing forward with Samy and Dave, holding his warhammer by both hands.

Vernon quickly fired at Samy, while Justin threw his axes and Yuxi shot his arrows at Samy, but he swiftly rotated his spear at a high speed, reflecting the attacks, while Yuchi and Dave charged.

"Siege Hammer!" With a heavy blow from his hammer, Yuchi whacked Justin hardly, into the wall with a loud crash.

"Shooting Star!" Dave, as if holding a baseball bat, hit Yuxi as if he is hitting a baseball. Like Justin, the impact forced Yuxi crashing into the wall.

"How dare you?! Come, darkness, boost our strength! Unholy Strength!" Vernon cried. Three huge pillars of light emerged, empowering Vernon, Justin and Yuxi. Justin and Yuxi quickly got to their feets.

"Endure this we can win! Endurance Aura!" Justin roared.

"You can do better with your skills! Trueshot Aura!" Yuxi roared.

"They are casting their buffs and auras!" Yuchi realized.

"Then we strike fast and end this fast!" Dave commanded.

Samy charged up to Vernon, running up the stairs to his throne. The sword in his scabbard started to burn. Taking the chance, Yuchi and Dave also quickly ran up.

"Burning Soul Sword!" Samy tossed his spear up, jumped up, drew his sword and slashed Vernon down hard, all in a few seconds.

"Giga Plasma!" A voice shouted, and a huge and destructive beam of light fired at Samy, flinging him aside.

"Balancer!" Yuchi realized, half-way up the stairs.

"Fire Spiral!" Dave shouted, as a spiral of fire came and surrounded him while he slashed Vernon down hard.

"Dark Beam!" Vernon shot out a beam of darkness at Dave.

BOOM!

An explosion occured. Both Dave and Vernon were thrown back by the force.

"Hammer Rain!!" Yuchi quickly threw his warhammer up the sky. It landed forcefully on Balancer and Justin and knocked them out cold.

However, Yuxi was preparing an arrow, with its arrowhead dipped in a corrosive chemical. "Corrosive Shot!"

"Yuchi, behind you!" Samy shouted, quickly grabbing the spear lying beside him and got onto his feet, determined to hit the arrow back.

Suddenly, Caleb appeared behind Yuchi, splitting the arrow into two with his dagger.

"Mirror Image!" Caleb shouted. First moment, he disappeared. Next, four Calebs appeared.

"What trickery is this?!" Yuxi shouted angrily. "Starfall!" Waves of falling stars drop on the four rogues attacking him. Three disappeared into thin air.

"Die, fool! Puncture!" The real Caleb shouted, and with two quick slashes, he killed Yuxi.

"Say goodbye to your body, and your soul! Burst Rain of Darkness!!" Vernon suddenly shouted, firing bullets up into the sky.

"He's still alive?!" Yuchi realized. "Divine Shield!"

"Flame Shield!" Just as a shield of divine energies protect Yuchi, Samy conjured a shield of flame to protect him.

"Defend yourself all you want, you are trapped in my blog forever!" Vernon roared in triumph.

"That's what you think!!" Dave suddenly shouted, crushing Vernon's bones with a heavy swing from his blade from behind.

"Backstab! Wicked sick!" Caleb suddenly shouted, reappearing from thin air after he disappeared to dodge Vernon's attack.

"We did it, guys!" Yuchi cheered.

"Justice wins again!" Samy shouted as the party did their Victory Dances before getting out.

"This is Reporter Yuchi Lightbringer, reporting from outside of the blog. Vernon has been exterminated. This shall be our last Raid Instance."

"A glorious one nevertheless." Samy added.

The video zoomed in, showing a confused Caleb.

"Hey, guys. What is Dave up to?"

The video further zoomed in, showing a determined Dave.

"Damn." Samy said.

"Inferno Blast!" Dave shouted, raising his huge blade. A second later, Vernon's blog was caught in flames. Rocks collapsed all over the dungeon and blocked the entrance.

"Hey, look, guys. What's that?" Caleb asked, pointing at a piece of paper.

"It's a comment from a visitor to Vernon's blog!" Samy picked it up and read it aloud. "You keep boasting about how pro you are, well, why don't you walk the talk buddy? PROVE IT! You don't blog pro. Your layout ain't pro. And Justice Gundam is t3h suxx0rzz !! You ain't pro poser!"

Caleb and Yuchi clapped loudly, while an explosion from the distance shows Dave's determination to crumble the entire dungeon.

"This is Samy Dragonflame, signing off from our last Vernon's Blog Raid Instance. Remember to catch us as we set sail, upon the ultimate voyage, to find the legendary proness, ONE PRONESS!"

"Better than a little arrogant self-proclaimed pro with bad breath." Yuchi went forward and turned off the camera.

"If only that worthless fool would link me, this wouldn't have happened... What an idiot."