Vernon: Pro? o_0

Do you know why people get sick of reading the word "pro" after barely escaping from Vernon's blog with very little health left? Because there are too many "pro" words in there. And do you know why there are too many "pro" words in there?

Well, I've done a bit of research, and the results are:

Vernon
PROducer (That's his "rank" in his CCA)
PROtractor (Just a stupid piece of plastic locked in people's pencil boxes)
PROvocated (Very easily, I may add)
PROvoked (More easily)
PROsecuted (For all the crimes he did? o.O)
PRObation (It's freaking obvious that he's on probation)
PROdigal (The simple reason why our textbooks keep bitching about the world going to use up all its resources)
PROblematic (Times ten to the power of infinity)
PROstitute (Of course, everyone knows that)

And some more additions from our dear friend Howchee.

Have you noticed that in Vernon's blog, other than the word "pro" (which as of time of writing, a "census" conducted by brave warriors, knights and paladins, led by Samy Dragonflame, there are forty (40) "pro"s), there are also three other common words? Of course, they are "noob", "bub" and "owned."

But why "pro", "noob", "bub" and "owned"?

Simple.

Pro? I think Samy did very well explaining that above.

Noob? Simple. He is a noob.

Bub? Simple too. He is a bub.

Owned? More simple! He was, has been and will always be... OWNED!

Thanks for the interesting addition, Howchee. :D