In My Country There Is Problem

This post is not meant to be racist, and is merely a joke. But if you are unable to take it, close this window.

I found Borat's In My Country There Is Problem song quite nice, so I'm gonna try and edit the lyrics to a more Singapore-like version. :P

In my country there is problem
And that problem is resource
We have to import nature resources
Because Singapore has none

Throw the resource down the well
So my country can be free
We must make energy easy
Then we have a big party

In my country there is problem
And that problem is the bangla
They pollute the beautiful scenery
And they refuse to get out of your sight

Throw the bangla down the HDB
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his horns
Then we have a big party

If you see the bangla coming
You must be careful of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do

Throw the bangla down the HDB
Throw the bangla down the HDB
So my country can be free
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his horns
You must grab him by his horns
Then we have a big party
Then we have a big party

Throw the bangla down the HDB
Throw the bangla down the HDB!!
So my country can be free
So my country can be free!!
You must grab him by his horns
You must grab him by his horns!!
Then we have a big party!!