We Live In Singapura

Social Studies teacher showed it to the class. Was quite a good video, lol, though I'm afraid only Singaporeans would understand.



Sang Nila Utama
Saw a lion, alamak
Name the village Singapura
Then run very far

Years later, ang mor came
Stamford Raffles was his name
Posed for statues very nice
We kenna colonize

Singapura very strong
Big guns all, pointing wrong
Japanese, came on bikes
Invade us from our backside

War is over, ang mor back
Singaporeans no respect
Commies come, make a fuss
Singapore independance!

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting
I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock
National Anthem starts to rock
Yusof Ishak the big man
Guess who's PM?

Malaysia say, come join me
Two of us be same country
Then not happy
Then make PM cry

PM Lee lead country
Build Jurong and HDB
Made the country clean and green
Opposition cannot win

JB Jeya no more funds
Chee Soon Juan won't eat his buns
Lim How Doong, what a goon
'Don't talk cock' in parliament

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting
I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

Kick out from Malaysia Cup
Michael Faye pain in the butt
S-League, Tea Dancing,
Ah Bengs love Modern Talking

McDonald's Hello Kitty
Everyone drink bubble tea
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan
James Lye is VR Man

Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway
Malaysian water buay ho sei
Mahathir’s friend Datuk Anwar
Mathathir says he’s chow ah gua

NDP, aunties rush
Everyone it's fun to flush
Bubble gums are all banned
Ask your friends buy from thailand

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting
I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

Driving car, not funny
Bid on cars with COE
ERP, Road Tax
PARF until I want to barf

Why our locals have to pay?
Foreign talent are okay
Housing estate upgrade by contractors who go pok kai

IMF come must smile more
Want to protest, go indoors
LRT not so fast
NEWater they laugh at us

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting
I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

Baby bonus, maid levy
Singtel Shares give out for free
Jack Neo, Kit Chan
Sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun

Beckham parties with models
Has affair but no one knows
S-league, go world cup
Can come true if they don't suck

Mahathir then Abdullah
Bar top dancing at the bars
Budget airlines start to pak
Stop speaking Singlish lah!

Gay is okay says PM
SM Lee go be MM
PM Lee the same name
Here we go all over again!

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting
I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

We live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting
We live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

WE LIVE IN SINGAPURA!