Two Perfect Girls

For private reasons, I suppose I should have the names stick to the original and not edit them accordingly to personal perferences. XD

A one-woman's man's what I wanna be
Stay by her side so faithfully
I would if I could
But it's just no good
'cause there's two perfect girls for me...
Hahaha! All right!

Jenny, oh, Jenny!
Joy, oh, Joy!
A one-woman's man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
Oh yeah!

Officer Jenny! Oh, can't you see?
You can lock me up and throw away the key
Jenny, if loving you's a crime
Then sen'ce me now, and I'll do the time
My uniform beauty's simply the best
She got my heart under house arrest
But before that cop names me her boy
I'm head over heels!
(He's head over heels!)
I'm head over heels for a nurse named
Joooooooooy!
Oooh!

Jenny, oh, Jenny!
Joy, oh, Joy!
A one-woman's man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
All right!

Nurse Joy, won't you please?
Cure me of this bad disease!
Oh Joy, the diagnosis is bleak,
when I see your face, my knees get weak!
Well, I'm burning up, I've got the fever
She's my perfect nurse, and I'll never leave her
Her bedside manner has healed so many
So why am I in love?
(Why's he so in love?)
Why am I in love with Officer Jenny?
Yeah!

Jenny, oh, Jenny!
Joy, oh, Joy!
A one-woman's man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
Hahahaha! All right! Swing it!
Awww, Jenny! Ooooh!

A one-woman's man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for meeeee!

Oh, I've tried (tried), and I tried (tried)
And I've searched way deep inside (deep inside)
From these two I won't choose!
I can't stand the bad news
'bout the name of the girl
that I'm gonna lose!

This can't go on! Enough is enough!
I've gotta pick one no matter how tough
It's time for eeny, meeny, miny, moe
But wait a second! (wait a second)
Wait a second! (come on, wait a second)
What's her name? I've just gotta know!
I've just GOTTA know!

Oh, Jenny, oh, Jenny!
Joy, oh, Joy!
A one-woman's man's what I wanna be
But there's one... no, two... no, three, four, five, six, seven... SO MANY! ...perfect girls for meeeeeeeeeee!
All right!