Waiting

Finally convinced my father to pre-order Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yersterday, yay. :D Though there was a lot of crap in the process, like scoring five As for 'O' levels, entering JC, blah blah blah. Man, it is almost impossible, and I think he knew it. -_-

Anyway, pre-ordering the books now is good, lol, we get a 10% discount and only need to pay 5% GST, unlike when the book arrives, when we have to pay 7% GST. -_- Let's just now await 21 July, when my Harry Potter book will be delivered to my house. XD

Anyway, come to think of it, isn't life all about waiting?

Waiting for One Piece episode 311...
Waiting for Death Note episode 33...
Waiting for Pokémon Adventures volume 24...
Waiting for Pokémon: Diamond and Pearl episode 4...
Waiting for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...
Waiting for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (the movie)...
Waiting for School Rumble: Third Term...
Waiting for the Dragon Eggs to hatch in DragonFable...
Waiting to get my membership back in RuneScape...

And the list goes on and on and on! XD

Anyway, on a curious side note, look what I found after I woke up!


Yeah, blood on my thumb, lol. My thumb isn't hurt or injured or damaged in any way, shape or form, so it is doubtable that the blood flowed out of my thumb. Incidentally, I couldn't even confirm whether is it blood or something else, as it has already dried when I woke up, and with it disappears the smell. If it is blood though, I couldn't find any spot on my body where blood could have flow out...

Hmm, who cares about it? Gotta clean it off before breakfast, lol!

Fun With Electricity In Physics

Interesting title, eh? But first let's talk about the day before we move on to the highlight. :D

Was quite late to arrive in school today. About 7.55am, and I'm still walking towards the school, lol. Then I decided to SMS Vernon to ask for the location of Chemistry class, the first period, since I decided that if I know the location, I don't have to head first to class and then make a detour to wherever Chemistry is, deciding to just head straight to Chemistry.

When I reached the classroom, I saw him walking out of the class, lol, so I told him, "Yo, bub, never reply my SMS." And he told me he did. Then I check, his SMS said he "Dunno leh. No one said." XD

Then we waited in class a while, then saw Ephraim walking towards the class. Vernon went to hide behind a wall, while I stand across the corridor leaning against the wall and in plain view of Ephraim, lol. Then when the shorty pass by, Vernon jump out, but bleh, Ephraim no reaction. -_-

Then dilly-dally a while, Yoshida came (he came to school earlier than me though, placed his bag on his chair and went off to dunno-dunno-where), then we finally decided to attend Chemistry. Zzzzzz... =_=

Go Chemistry boring lah. Teacher talk about electrolysis, but as in most Chemistry lessons, most of the people sitting on the right side of the class, as usual, weren't paying attention, including me, who was playing Rally 3D on my handphone. :D Sometime during the lesson, I told Larry that out of the five rows on the right side of the class, only his row (consisting of Luke, Vernon, Ephraim and Larry himself) was paying attention. XD

And 'cher, fuck the electrical conductor used to make contact with a metallic part of a circuit, an Electrode is the damned evolve form of Voltorb.

Next go Social Studies. ... ... ... ... Can't remember what we did... Ah! Do some lame source-based questions on South Africa. Out of syllabus lor. I like South Africa before 1990s, man, discrimination against blacks for teh win. Teacher tell us do only questions A and B, then I finish nothing to do down there talk cock sing song, then she tell us go home do C and D. -______-

DIdn't even bother to step out of the classroom during recess. Was playing daidee with Vernon, Yoshida and Yuhaimi. Vernon's spectacles the part in the middle break, so he damn uncomfortable wearing it, lol, rub rub rub like damn pain like that. X( Then second game he don't want wear specs, then must go very close to the card then can see what it is, lol... Third game he tulan borrow Yoshida's specs, since Yoshida's degrees is the one closest to him, while Wei Sheng joined and replaced Yuhaimi (Vernon actually wanted to quit playing because of his spec problems, but then Yuhaimi also dun want play, so Vernon just force himself to play lor). I see Yoshida no specs so chum I also handicap dun wear specs lah. XD But also no affect me that much.

Larry damn pain in the ass, man. First yersterday, today again, down there playing his guitar loud like crazy man. Then everytime Vernon want to pass still speak so soft, kena drown by guitar noise hear no shit. -____- Then recess over already Larry got his Physics stuff went out and turned off the light, with us still inside playing cards. -_____- Rude fucker nia, that guy, waste 20 seconds of my life turning the lights back on. Lol. Then when we finish and left, still got one group still playing. -_-

Was expecting the two hours of Physics to be boring theory shit (but hey, at least I can take it. I'm sure I said somewhere that, "Two hours of Physics I can tahan, but two minutes of Chemistry I buay tahan." lol), but turns out to be practical. Aiya, screw up the second experiment liao lah, but don't care. XD

Did a lot of shit around lah, thanks to Vernon and I finishing extremely early. Mostly playing with the accumulator, which we used as a substitute for battery. The accumulator damn nice to play lor. XD Faizal connect one end to a wire, then the other end of wire stroke the other end of accumulator, then got spark. XD Then Yuhaimi scare will explode, and Yoshida come, "You want explode ah? I teach you." He points at gas tap. Rofl! Turn on the gas tap, make sparks come out, EXPLOSION! :O

Then another time Faizal put one accumulator *copies the damn word so he doesn't have to type it over and over and over again* on the table, his hand hold another, then he connect them together. For like three seconds boh taichi nothing happened, but then he suddenly jumped back slightly, shocking me (who was behind him) as he knocked his ammeter onto the floor. XD Turns out the accumulator burns and shocks slightly when connected to the other one, lol...

Then the people in front connect like six accumulators together using wires, kena reprimanded. I wanna try connecting two together using wires, but then Ephraim and Vernon all went, "OI!" XD

Then during the end, teacher say, "Those of you who have finished, hand up your work, keep all the apparatus, and you can go and have your luncheee." XD Then some guys, like Cheng Liang, keep repeating the word 'luncheee'. XD XD Rofl, then I, Yoshida, Ephraim and Vernon left, I was repeating, "Yay! We be going out for luncheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" XD, while Yoshida was repeating, "Bye, losers." Though no idea why.

Damn, I like the sentence "Yay! We be going out for luncheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Has a nice tune for it. XD Yay, I think I just got myself a new MSN nick XD

Damn it, One Piece episode 311 is taking quite a long time for it to be released. I even already got myself a packet of potato chips ready for enjoying this episode with. :\

Start of the Holid - never mind...

It is supposed to be the start of the holiday, but well, I have two more weeks of lessons during holidays. Man, what a bummer. -______-

Due to some reason, I woke up half an hour later than expected this morning, lol, so I had to rush a little, lol. Kinda funny, I was eating toast for breakfast, and about after half of my journey, I finished my bread, took out my handphone and called home, complaining to my mother how the bread sucks. XD I mean, come on, mixing kaya and peanut butter? Ewww!

Went to the classroom when I reached school. Played daidee with Yoshida, Vernon and Larry, lol, then Ephraim and Wei Sheng came and looked. Lol, got one time I had 11 cards on my hands, then everyone left only like 3 or 4 cards, because I keep on passing mah, they all playing pairs. Then finally, Larry come out five cards at once (I think it was 8, 9, 10, Jack, Queen, all different shapes), lol, I was waiting for that. Then everyone's hands all left less than 5 cards, and my turn, so I play a set of five cards (it was three cards of the same number, then two cards of same number), then I play another set of five cards (another bigger three cards of the same number, and another bigger two cards of same number), and finally play my last card. Turned the tables around, haha.

Then it was announced that we had to go to the lab for Physics lesson, lol. Spent 20 minutes waiting in class. Not like we cared, we have daidee to occupy us. XD While on our way to the lab, I told Vernon that I won 2 out of the 3 games (Can't remember exactly how many games we played, should be 3 lah... XD), and he replied, "Beginner's luck." -_____- What beginner? Lol...

Go Physics learn electromagnetic introduction. Vernon and I both confused initially, then we read the textbook, got 6 different set-ups showing different results. We compare the set-ups and determine what kind of set-up will get what kind of result, then do the worksheet ourselves. XD Then compare with Larry's one, seems right, lol.

Teacher explain how to find the polarity of the solenoid in relationship to the direction and pole the magnet travels funny nia, say what BGR (Boy Girl Relationship). The magnet approach the solenoid like the boy approach girl like that, the girl repel the boy (I told Vernon, Larry and Alvin that we knew this fact perfectly well. Sigh......), so we know the polarity of the solenoid closer to the magnet is the opposite of the pole of the magnet closer to the solenoid. Then when the magnet leave the solenoid, the reverse happens, and teacher explains it as when the boy moving, the girl want to go after him. Lol. Let's just assume that this theory is correct in the name of 'finding an easy way to remember how to determine the polarity of a solenoid in electromagnetic introduction'.

Then after that was History. Learn about fall of communism. Haven't even teach until Soviet Union collapsing yet, teacher give us structure-essay question, "To what extent was Gorbachev to blame for the collapse of the Soviet Union?" or something like that. -_____- Of course, have to check textbook lah, see how Soviet Union actually collapsed. Damn it, man, why must Gorbachev's name be so confusing and difficult to write? I mean, you see Stalin, Hitler, Lenin or Mao, all their names so easy to remember and write. And coming to mention it, how the heck do you pronounce 'Gorbachev'?! Meh...

Then teacher say something about Ronald Reagan during Cold War, say on radio announce to whole America, "My fellow Americans. I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." Rofl, that mother fucker. :P Teacher say what he damn joker likes to lies a lot, but this is too ridiculous to be a lie, lol. Obviously he had to apologize a lot later. XD

Nothing to do for recess, lol. Yoshida keep saying want to chiong T. Mart (which Vernon has no idea what it is, lol. It's actually short for Tampines Mart), but then still don't want go. -_______- Then when we leaving the classroom one group of girls want borrow Vernon's cards again. Vernon then lie, "I burnt them." But then still lent them later. XD I ask him why, he said he wanted to copy Reagan. XD

Ephraim go buy a drink from vending machine, then he punch the machine like money kena koped like that. I go help him kick the vending machine, then punched a few times, still nothing come out, then some complete lame guy come out and "Oi!". Crazy dude. Of course lah, we all hurry run. Then Ephraim say he kenna conned only 20 cents. -______- I thought he put money inside nothing come out nia. Turns out only the drink come out. Bloody basket, make me punch until hand pain for nothing.

Then after a while sit down there, Ephraim drinking and eating his own made sandwich (which Yoshida criticizes of), we decided to head back class. Go back class still nothing to do. Vernon, Yoshida and Ephraim dunno talking what crap lah, then I want to listen to music one, but Larry play his guitar so freaking loud, like he scare people dunno he can play guitar like that. -______- So I just sit right in front of him and grab his strings so he couldn't play lol, yet he still down there play play play, so just let him play lor, I listen with the loudspeakers 1cm away from my ear. -_____- Then sometimes bored go play Rally 3D, then listen to music again. XD

Social Studies teacher late 20 minutes nia. -_- Then teach finish syllabus already what (at least, according to Yoshida and Vernon. Remember I was asleep while she was teaching the last chapter and thus had no idea how far into the last chapter she taught?), so nothing to do lor. She go list out list of chapters come out for previous years O level, then try to formulate a pattern. Good for me, got time to do History, the one on blaming Gorbachev. XD Aiyo, find out a pattern and predict what chapters come out for O level for what? Just study everything lah. Then later still have to do another structure essay question, about fall of Venice lah.

Then go home liao, whee. 3.5 hours only, damn song lol. Though still sian, must wake up early. :3

Chinese 'O' Level Is Over!

Whoohoo, Chinese 'O' level is over! Finally, time to take a breather and relax! of course, I'm holding my breath waiting for the results to come out. XD Hope I can get a A, lol, so I don't have to re-take during the end of year. XD

Funnily, two unexpected things occured during Paper I, lol. Firstly, Vernon got some slip of newspaper cutting in his dictionary that he did not know about, and it dropped out during the examination, lol. He quickly stepped on it to hide it from the invigilator, but Ephraim saw it first, lol. Secondly, Yoshida's electronic dictionary ran out of battery halfway. XD And I was complaining about having to use a book form of the dictionary. Come to think of it, it does have its advantage. XD Of course, Ephraim was ridiculing both of them after the exam, lol.

Papers were so-so lah, but still, I don't have any confidence in it, lol. Can get A I happy liao lah, but still not good to keep my hopes up. Later never meet target will kena disappointed nia. XD Hope can faster get results back, lol.

Ok, short blog post. Don't have much to blog about anyway. So long.

And oh, please kindly ignore the no-life guy bothering to spam people's tagboards from the school's computers. Think he 1337 h4xx0r, "|\/|\/\/@|-|@|-|@|-|@|-|@, £¡€|< ¡|\/|@ §0 ƒµ|<¡|\| £€€7 |\/|@|\|, |-|@><><0|2¡|\|9 ƒ|20|\/| 7|-|€ §ç|-| ç0|\/|p §¥§7€|\/|, |\|0 0|\|€ ç@|\| 7|2@ç|< |-|µ ¡ |\/| 0|2 \/\/|-|€|2€ ¡ çµ|\/| ƒ|20|\/|, |\/|\/\/@|-|@|-|@|-|@|-|@." Disgusting bugger.

SA results are out

Received my report book this morning. Let's have a look at my results. :P

Subject - Marks - Grade
English Language - 67 - B3
Chinese - 61 - B4
Additional Mathematics - 64 - B4
Mathematics - 92 - A1
Chemistry - 58 - C5
Physics - 63 - B4
Combined Humanities (S, H) - 58 - C5
Geography - 72 - A2
Civics & Moral Education - A
Co-Curricular Activities - -
Physical Education - -

Let's plot a graph and compare the results with my CA results three months ago and end-of-year results six months ago and check my progress.



Key:
EL - English Language
CL - Chinese
AM - Additional Mathematics
EM - Mathematics
PC - Chemistry
PP - Physics
SH - Combined Humanities (S, H)
GE - Geography

Comments:
-Sigh at my A. Maths and Physics. The marks increased at such a great extent, and next decreased at even a greater extent, lol. Gotta work hard on them, lol.
-Chinese is the opposite lol, though I still don't see any overall improvement or worsening, lol. Still gotta work hard, 'O' level in just three days! Preparing to not touch the computer at all for the next two days just to study. I hope I have enough willpower to do exactly just that. *nods* :P
-Both Chemistry and Combined Humanities are dropping a little, so I'll just go ahead and deem them 'insignificant'. :P
-Both Geography and English showed little improvement. Yay. :D
-Whooohooooo for E. Maths. Constant improvement, yay. 完全·燃烧 [Perfect Combustion] YES, I'M OKAY! OH YEAH! XD

Other Information:
Total: 535.0/800
Percentage: 66.9
Conduct: VERY GOOD
Class Position: 17/42
Level Position: 55/230
L1R4 Aggregate: 14
L1R5 Aggregate: 18
Attendance: 94/94

Lol, percentage improve like 2.4% from last year. -_- Both L1R4 and L1R5 drop one point, yay, though I can hardly be bothered. XD Near the average in class position, sweet. No point getting too high for it. XD Didn't get into top 50 for level position, sigh. Guess it's strong competition. XD

Now for the subject teachers' remarks! :O My own personal comments follow, marked in italics text.

English: He shows concern for his work. He always seeks clarification when in doubt. Wow, I didn't know that I show concern for my work (has never shown, not showing now, and will never show XD), nor did I know that I always seek clarification when in doubt. XD

Chinese: He needs to motivate himself to do better. Motivate? How to? 'cher, you think so easy ah? Ok, I got it. ... If you want a spirited battle, I'll show you... Another strategy. Gear Third!

A. Maths: With more practice and continued effort, he should be able to improve his grades for the coming exams. Yosh! Practicing and continued effort, let's go! ...But still I've gotta stop myself from continously skipping questions while doing my A. Maths TYS... -.-

Maths: He takes his works eriously and always finishes his assignments ahead of schedule. Keep it up. No lah, 'cher, it's you go too slow liao, I very sian what, so might as well chiong to keep myself busy lah. No need to praise me for that one, the credit goes to you. You don't see me chionging in other classes one. :P

Chemistry: He is capable of producing even better results with more focused and consistent effort. This is Chemistry we are talking about... Effort, yeah. Maybe a last minute effort on the day before the Chemistry exam, but other than that, I wouldn't be keeping my hopes up if I were you. ;P

Physics: He shows interest in the subject and is capable of producing better grades with consistent effort. Consistent effort. Yosh. Effort, effort, effort. Man, makes me want to go off and do some EV (Effort Values) training for my Pokémon...

Combined Humanities: A motivated and independent learner. Here is proof that the number of words in the comment section is inversely proportional to the number of teachers writing them. I mean, come on, I have two teachers for Combined Humanities, and each only wrote 2.5 words on average? Psh, they gotta do better than that.

Geography: Has done well. Keep up the good work! If can keep up then hoseh liao lor... Problem is this one is tyco one nia. Sian... Never mind, I take back my comment. I just found out that Geography teacher is damn LAZY. She used the exact same comment for both Jasmine and Vernon. -_____- Skali whole class all receive exact same comment nia. Tsk, tsk, tsk, 'cher, lazy people cannot find food to eat one. Be careful we break your copy and paste button ah.

PE: is a good student but needs to work on his running Running? Simple lah. Gear Second. SORU! o.O

Where's my lunch...?

Blogging while waiting for my lunch, lol. Don't expect me to blog as well on an empty stomach. XD

3 days 18 hours and 54 minutes left to Chinese 'O' level! ARGH OMGWTFBBQHAX PANIC!!
...90 hours and 54 minutes left to Chinese 'O' level! Not that bad, but still PANIC PANIC!
...5454 minutes left to Chinese 'O' level! Man, I feel a lot more at peace.
...327240 seconds left to Chinese 'O' level? Bah! Bring on the gaming! XD

Lol...

Started with A Maths this morning. Was learning integration. Doesn't seem difficult to tell the truth, it's just the opposite of differentiation after all. Just sucks that I have more formulae to remember and memorize. XD

Chemistry next, zzzzzz. Spent the first half an hour doing A Maths homework using Yoshida's textbook (I didn't bring mine), lol. Was doing the usual stuff during the second half, slacking and fooling around and generally not paying attention. XD

Social Studies. Fell asleep soon enough. Come on, I've read the whole chapter on Venice at least twice. XD Was a nice sleep to tell the truth, lol, now I feel all energized. XD

Went to the library during recess. Borrowed a comic book from the library, lol.

Chinese is basically exactly the same as yersterday's, except the teacher's computer's internet's speed (rofl XD) is quite slow, so it stucks half way still trying to buffer while playing the audio clips. The teacher just has no patience to stop the clip, let it buffer and then play it nia. -.-

Physics was next, but we only have half an hour for it, due to having to clean the classroom up using the second half of the period, yet the teacher didn't come until 25 minutes into the lesson. Was wanting to play cards, but Vernon lent his to Fym's group, lol, so didn't get to play. Was reading the comic book I borrowed from the library, and once Faizal walked past me, while I was laughing out loud. The smart ass thinks he can play a fool and imitate me laughing but in a high-pitched voice. I copied Larry's style and kicked his ass. XD

Then the teacher came. 5 minutes left can teach what? Just give out Physics exam and ta-dah. ^_^"

Classroom cleaning was boring lah. Majority of the class was doing nothing, just walking or standing around, talking cock and singing song. Waited for half an hour of boringness, then decided to just go home. XD We weren't officially dismissed, but as Ephraim put it, "We met with no resistance." There. :D

Short blog post, lol. Going off to watch Pokémon: Orange Islands. Ta-dah for now.

Someday I'll show you a shining world

Lol, title is the last line of The World, the first opening of Death Note, and the song which happens to be what I am listening to now while blogging. XD Can't think of any title, so I just took the lyrics. XD *sings* "Itsuka boku ga misete ageru, hikari kagayaku... sekai wo!!" XD

Too many announcements this morning assembly. Too many that it cut the time of PE, our first period, by twelve minutes. -_- Most of them announcements, as usual, do not even concern me, lol. *rolls eyes*

Then it was announced that the vice-principal was leaving. I remembered her question, "Was the blade rusty?" and laughed, lol. Then I explained briefly to Wei Sheng, whom I believed does not know anything about the occasion Vernon going emo and cutting his finger. XD Then I called Yoshida and asked him, "Was the blade rusty?" XD Then the vice principal come up give speech, say what, "I never knew I was so naggy and repeative." How many times did she told Ephraim and Yoshida that "Don't play with the penknife, it is very dangerous."? *checks* Seven, oh, okay. For those of you with no absolute idea of what the heck I am talking about, check this blog entry, then come back and re-read this paragraph. Remember to laugh. XD

Where were we...? Ah, yes.

First period was PE, which I believed that I mentioned somewhere earlier in this blog entry. For some reason or other, I decided to play badminton instead of soccer like I always did, lol. First, Yoshida, Ephraim, Vernon and I went to the PE store to take some badminton rackets. I took two, lol, wondering if I could do Nitouryuu (二刀流; Two-Swords-Style). XD Then I imagined myself returning the shuttlecock with the Nigiri chain of combos from One Piece. XD Nah, who am I kidding myself, lol?

Ephraim, Vernon and Yoshida each chose one for themselves, then I asked Larry if he wanted to play. He replied yes, and I decided that since he is the PE rap and had to take the equipment for other classmates first, I told him that I took one for him already. Nmaa, Ittouryuu (一刀流) is more than enough. XD

We played first while waiting for Larry, Vernon and I against Yoshida and Ephraim. Soon, Luke and Sean joined, and I moved over to the other side, making it San Tai San (三対三, three-on-three, lol. This is half of the title of a Pokémon: Diamond and Pearl episode XD), lol, Ephraim, Yoshida and me against Vernon, Luke and Sean. Then Larry joined in, making it four-on-three, lol. Then we changed team here and there, then got people split off and play by themselves, confusing lah...! XD

Sian lor, I seem to be unable to execute my strength whenever I need to. Shuttlecock always end up in my half of the court just right before the net when I hit it. -.- Sometimes lucky got Yoshida standing in front of me serve as backup to hit the shuttlecock passed from me to the opponents' side, but when he left to play with Ephraim, I sadded lor. -.- Need to train for strength... X(

Then after PE the four of us were the first to return to the classroom. We put our bags, took our uniforms and went to the toilet to change, walking past the geography teacher while on our way to the toilet, lol. When we change finish and return to class, still no one in the classroom other than the teacher, lol. Then teacher asked why everyone not here yet, Yoshida (I think, or was it Vernon? O.o) replied that everyone ponned liao. XD Then she asked why they so late, I replied, "No, no, it's we too early." *rolls eyes*

Then she go through MNCs. Then on the worksheet got one part three blanks, starting with letters, "N, I and E". I was like, "What does NIE stand for? National... Internet Explorer?" Yoshida cleverly and amusingly replied, "New Internet Explorer." and went on to add later on, "No Internet Explorer." XD Turns out NIE stands for N... shit, what did it stand for? *checks Wikipedia* Ah, National Institute of Educatio - wait, why the fuck would a school in Singapore be doing in Geography? *rechecks again* Ah, newly industrializing economy. Chay. -_- Then got another question like that, "ECF". I was like, "Ephraim... (forgot what C and F stand for XD)" XD Turns out it means "easier, cheaper, faster". -_-

Had to do the summary of the comprehension we did yersterday for English during English. o.O Yoshida did it at home and finished it already, but still went on to do another just to kill time. Stupid guy, lol. I finished it in as early as half an hour, lol, so I got half an hour free. :D Do halfway, two councillors came in, advertised about a concert on Friday during the lunch session of Meet The Parents session, since the vice principal is leaving and all. No one in our class seems interested. I seriously wonder why. [/sarcasm]

Decided to do something about the idea of a game I had that I got inspiration from a television program in which two good guys were fighting a bad guy in those ancient settings and they were just jumping and flying around, sending jets of pressurized air out of their fists and those usual stuff, lol, while the camera rotates, zooms and the speed slows down or speeds up depending on the tempo of the battle. Was thinking of designing a combat-intensive MMORPG in which your battles can be saved for re-viewing in video form, in which you can change the speed, camera angle, even pause it temporary while changing the camera angle, and even export it as a video file and maybe even upload it to YouTube or something! XD Man, that sure sounds exciting, doesn't it? XD

But of course, I have a long way to go. -.- Was spending the remaining half an hour thinking of weapons with various types and attributes with consideration of balance issues and stuff, lol. Ended up in which I have no idea what weapons fit certain types and attributes, so I called for Vernon and later Ephraim for help. XD Maybe I can work on it later, since I have Internet access and maybe would be able to do something good about it... XD

Yay, yet another airplane has flew past outside my window! ^_^"

During recess, Vernon and I went to the canteen to buy a bottle of H2O each before heading to the library, while Yoshida and Ephraim, on the other hand, went there directly. I entered first, as Vernon, being such a good boy, refused to enter the library still drinking his H2O. XD Ironically, Yoshida and Ephraim were sitting right in front of where the librarian is sitting. -.- I wanted to make them sit behind the shelf instead, where it blocks the librarian's view, but Yoshida refused, asking what business is it of his? That fucking bastard. -.- Don't care lor, just drink in front of him. Want come catch me come catch lah. I don't believe I'll lose to some librarian who pokes his nose into the business of everyone in the library. *smokes imaginary cigarette* XD

Then Vernon came in, and later, Larry, hoping to complete his still undone summary. XD I finished it in half an hour and he's still struggling to finish it, lol. Actually he finished, with a bunch of cancellations here and there and everywhere, but since he didn't leave a line, the teacher made him re-write it. -_- When I suggested the usage of a draft, he was like, "And you all still have time to write draft?" We nodded. XD Seriously, Larry needs to speed up, both thinking and writing. I don't know, maybe do blood doping? I'm sure if more blood takes more oxygen from your heart to your brain, it'll make you think faster, and to your hand, makes you write faster? XD

Then it was E. Maths next. Got a piece of paper telling when we have to go for Meet-The-Parent sessions on Friday. -_- Yoshida see the paper one bunch of times, writings and handphone numbers scribbled here and there and everywhere kena confused like siao, need me explain to him. -_- Lol, I'm on 9.20am and Vernon on 9.10am. XD Yoshida separated nia, 10.30am.

Continued on probability. There's two questions where the teacher and the student each threw a dice (I know it's plural lah, but I, unlike Yoshida, dislikes the word 'die'. Kthsbye. [note the full stop XD]), and one would win depending on the results (first one depended on the sum, the second depended on the difference) given to us. Then it asked which is more likely to win. The teacher has better chances of winning in both rounds. -_- Stupid, the teacher writing the paper obviously rig it so as to make the teacher stand a better chance. -_-

Then there's one in which there are four different dices (with a freaking 's', so you know when I'm refering to the plural one, yo!), but with weird numbers instead of the usual ones, and we are to find out which dice has a better chance of getting a number higher than the other when two dices are rolled at the same time. The dices are blue, green, yellow and red (forgot the exact order XD) in colour, lol, so I was like, "Blastoise, Venusaur, Pikachu and Charizard." o.O After Yoshida made his Pokémon-obsessive comment, I instead changed it to "Kyogre, Rayquaza, Jirachi, Groudon." XD

I rushed ahead and finished the question, while the rest of the class haven't, lol. Then, the teacher gave us the dices for us to play with it, lol. XD Having solved the question, I knew that yellow was the better one, with two wins and one loss, against blue, so I was like, "I'm taking yellow, but you can't take blue! I ban blue! Blue is banned!!" XD

Then Yoshida even almost wanted to change the numbers with his liquid paper so we can play usual dices throwing similar to Deadly Dice on Neopets. XD When I tried to finish the remainder of the worksheet, the guys on the right-hand side of the classroom are making way too much noise playing their dices. Maybe we should not only ban card games in school? XD

The probability worksheet took up 1.5 hours, using half of A. Maths lesson as well, lol, so we were just left off to finish the E. Maths worksheet instead of teaching A. Maths. Teacher lazy lah. XD I went back to writing ideas for my games, moving on to the types of armour (which ended in failure due to lack of data -_-) and then skills. XD

Ephraim and Yoshida crazy lah, trying to see what each other has in his bag and trying to defend his bag from being searched by each other, like playing Capture the Flag like that. -_- Their seats are far apart, lol, so a lot of moving around as they switch places continously. -_- Then Ephraim came and lock his bag up with his lock, lol, saying that, "Since you are so protective of your belongings, this should help you." or something like that, lol. Then Yoshida came back, but Ephraim don't want give him the keys. He keep on going, "Ephraim, come over here!" XD

Then I grabbed the lock and raised the bag up, trying to find out how heavy it is, lol. Then the bag too heavy, so one of the zipper thingy broke, thus making the lock useless. XD Aiya, jialat, I broke Yoshida's bag. XD But Yoshida still hoseh, now he can open his bag without needing Ephraim's keys, so he went, "Ephraim, I don't need you liao!" XD Then I exaggerated, "I broke the lock!" :D But Ephraim still wants his lock, but Yoshida didn't let him have it. XD After a while just gave it back, lol.

Then Physics lesson, but teacher never come, yay, so we went outside for lunch. Whoohoo. The way from our school to Tampines Mart is wet, lol, so Vernon and I were balancing ourselves while walking on the bricks at the side of the paths (something kids like to do a lot! XD). I was like, "Man, you don't see two Sec 4s doing this everyday, now do you?" XD Ephraim and Yoshida were jumping across puddles of water, landing on dry areas, and repeating this until they reached Tampines Mart, rofl. They think they doing 轻功 nia. XD

KFC too crowded, so we instead went to McDonald's instead. Too long never eat there liao, so it took me a while to say that I want my meal to be upsized. XD Was like, "Um... Eh, Vernon, the one you pay fifty cents more for large one call what ah?" XD Actually costed $6.35, but since I'm wearing school uniform, automatic student meal only $4.90, yay. XD Still out of my budget of $4 though, had to borrow 90 cents from Vernon. XD *must remember to return to him tomorrow...* *shifty eyes*

Vernon sadded nia. He actually don't want eat one, just come accompany us and eat lunch later at 3pm, but somehow we got messed up when ordering, and he ended up with a meal of McWings. XD He eat them same pattern like eating KFC nia, put the chicken on the paper one. XD Yoshida ordered McChicken, Ephraim Filet-O-Fish and I Chicken McNuggets, all upsized. XD Vernon odd one out nia. XD

McDonald's seriously changed a lot nia. Too long never go there liao. X( Straws, chilli sauce and tissues all put at one side, wah lao, troublesome nia. I was like, "Eh Ephraim ah, why you never order Happy Meal? I thought you like them?" XD Then Yoshida was watching the TV behind me on my right. XD Then he see funny messages displayed after people SMSed those messages to some McDonald's number, tell us to see. XD Then he suddenly ask, "When is Pirates of the Caribbean coming out?" and I turned to look at the TV, wondering if it's showing a Pirates of the Caribbean trailer. Then I was like, "Huh?" The TV showing some volcano crater or something lah. XD

Then Yoshida finish first, and he guai lan wanted to return to school first. But we dissuaded him lol. Then Ephraim finish too, so he and Yoshida went to 7-Eleven don't know see what. Vernon finish liao, but leave one bunch of French fries, he dun want, so I took his (I don't want Sanji to come and kick my butt XD), mine and ate while walking lol. Went to 7-Eleven, Ephraim looking at magazines, I looking at manga (wah lao, Pokémon Adventures Volume 24 still not out yet T_T), Yoshida and Vernon chatting outside. Then we decided to leave Tampines Mart.

Raining, so we went to walk under the HDB flats. Since we had 20 minutes left, we decided to 'loiter around', or in other words, 'wander aimlessly'. XD Then see two girls from East Spring smoking and sitting at the void deck Ephraim horny liao. -_- That guy ah... Sigh...

Then Vernon asked why we are loitering, I replied, "Because we still have a lot of time left, and nothing to do back in school!" Then Vernon told us he got a pack of cards in his bag. -_- Say earlier what, make us walk around waste time. XD

Then we run back to school lol, wanting to play cards. Not enough time left liao! XD

Then Vernon rushed too fast... XD I saw the Chinese 'O' level thingy posted outside the general office, so I told Yoshida, who told Ephraim, and the three of us went to check it. Neither Yoshida nor Ephraim could find where their names are without my assistance, lol. -_- They made a mistake lah, put Ephraim's name so high up, how can shorty see? XD I sitting behind Jasmine, lol, who is sitting behind Vernon. ^_^

Shit, forgot my index number liao, and I was chanting it back just now trying to memorize it. Hope no need to memorize nia. XD Oh sweet, Jasmine told me hers, and since I'm behind her, mine is hers plus 1, so I just 'remembered' my index number. :D Now must memorize... 29510109... 29510109... 29510109... 29510109... 29510109... 29510109... 29510109... Wah, sweet, 951 are just diagonal on the number pad. XD

Then went back to classroom block, where Vernon was waiting for us. He sarcastically told us, "Wah, you all very fast hor." then went to classroom with us, lol. Reminds me of RPG nia, told to go somewhere, then impatient party member run off first. Halfway you see him, talk to him, he rejoin party and you go together. XD

Went back class played daidee lol. Ephraim didn't want to play at first, then we convince him to play lol. I won one round, Yoshida one, if I remember correctly, then on third or forth round or whatever, Chinese teacher came, and we had to stop the game. ._.

Listening to two nubs talk about casino and changing handphones on the Internet. In the first one, the guy ask, "What do you feel about casinos being set up on Singapore?" I jokingly replied, "I look forward to my 18th birthday." XD (Ok, I just realized that age limit is 21... -.- Damned Dave, lol, 21 in less than six months... XD)

Then at 3pm teacher ask if we want to go home, I already packed my bag, shouldered it and stood up, preparing to leave, lol, and Kenneth laughed out loud seeing my eagerness to get the hell out of here. XD

On my way home I was feeling awfully sleepy, lol. Walking with eyes closed, opening them occassionally to look out for non-living obstacles. I'm sure my hearing can detect living ones. ^_^" Later need to take a nap nia, I'm once again sleep-deprived. Or maybe I should choose one or two lessons tomorrow in which I prepare myself for sleeping. *shifty eyes*

Off to watch Pokémon: Orange Islands. XD I'll take a nap after that and maybe if I can wake up, work on the idea of my game... Hmm...

I don't know how the Chinese teacher countdown one lah, but she countdown to Chinese 'O' level always minus half a day one. Funny nia. Tomorrow, according to her, left 3.5 days. I going to kisiao. "'cher, left three point one four one five nine two six five three five days!" XD Aiya, so sad I only memorized pi up to 10 digits. XD

Lololololol

Can't think of a better title, so at the moment, this shall fit.

Everyone was chiong-ing to finish their kindness thingy we got yersterday once we are back in class, lol. Then I see Yoshida everyone all give nice nice nice, I copy him lor, except I used cool instead, so others don't see that I copy him (although the names are all in the exact same order). XD Then all those I familiar with one use my own, lol. Vernon obviously put 'pro' lah, then Alvin I put 'fat'. XD Ephraim one I put damn long, "If 'short' can be used as a complement, I'd gladly use it." or something like that. XD Left out putting Yoshida's one, lol, just because he didn't put his name on (like who would? o.O) his. If I remember I'm gonna write for him 'interesting', lol, not only because some of his viewpoints are, well, interesting (I dunno, but wouldn't you be calling some guy who loves deaths so much that he cheers whenever he hears of people dying 'interesting'?? o.O), but also because in Death Note, the Shinigami Ryuk calls humans 'interesting' what. Since Yoshida calls himself a Shinigami, I might as well reverse the role and call him interesting. XD Vernon call Larry 'all-rounder', rofl. XD Hidden pun inside. ;)

First period was instead used to check the drafts of what we will be receiving in our report books. Hmmm, my marks aren't half bad, lol. Could be better, but meh, I'm satisfied with them already. Ephraim's refusing to let anyone see his, I wonder why... XD Beat Yoshida by one mark in E. Maths, rofl. XD Vernon got six As as expected. It's just too bad seeing that most of his subjects got As, he has a C6 for A. Maths, lol. X( Sort of spoils the image... XD

Was going through History exam paper during History. Then still want to send the answer to us by e-mail... XD It would be much much more useful if he could send it like a month earlier. XD

Social Studies was boring lah. I fell asleep without much effort. XD

Again went to the library during recess. Was bored, lol, so I took my handphone and used it to take a video of Vernon and Yoshida, who were sitting in front of me across the table, lol. Then Vernon realized I was taking a video, so he leaned forward, did a V sign and said to the camera, "I'm pro." XD We were rewatching the video and laughing, lol, then Vernon wanted me to send it to him via Bluetooth. XD

Learnt about probability in E. Maths. Then damn sian, never bring textbook, never bring foolscap, never bring staple, so I borrow foolscap from Yoshida, textbook from Larry and staple from Vernon to complete my assignment. XD Then she never collect the kindness thingy. Zzzz lol.

Stupid lah Chinese, going up to the board and doing spelling. -.- Whenever I go, all the words I dunno one. X( Aiya dun care lah lol. Then my row scored the lowest among the four rows. XD Vernon was like down there, "Baton Pass! Baton Pass!" Lol. It's a Pokémon move that allows you to switch Pokémon, giving any stat changes from the old one to the new one, by the way, lol. It means that he know how to write the word lah, but the teammate don't know, so Baton Pass to him he go there write, but of course, it won't be allowed. XD

Had to do a comprehension for English. Before teacher announce which comprehension we should do, I anyhow flip my Ten-Years-Series to page 59, a story on money. Then she announce we do that article, lol. I have sixth sense. 8) XD Then I just chiong and then go read other comprehension passages and composition topics. XD I see got one compo topic, "Dreams." is like, wah... O.O It can be easy, if you have one bunch of dreams, or it can be difficult, if you don't have any dreams, or if your dream isn't something you should just tell anyone lol. Take Light from Death Note for example. He dreams (no longer a dream lah XD) to kill all criminals and create a new world free of evil. He write it down in compo, die already. Teacher will go all like O____O, then L/M/N come find him, bam, game over. XD Funny nia, one one-word topic can actually be extremely easy or impossible depending on the person. XD

Then Chinese again, zzz. Going through cloze passage. Wah sian lor, all got like 3 4 5 out of 10 like that. -_- Paper hard lah. XD Then for last two passages both bub and I scored 0. Why? Because we haven't do yet. XD Lol.

Then I went home. :D

Nowadays quite sian lor, I watching Pokémon: Orange Island on YouTube. XD Better finish watching it before they remove it. *rolls eyes*

Aiya, end of blog liao lah. Might as well go do A Maths TYS. Must pull up my A Maths marks. X(

That's no good! If I stay like this... It's no good. When I got only a B4 for my A. Maths, I thought about it. If difficult exam papers like this are going to appear once again on my road, if I don't get stronger... I won't be able to score well for A. Maths. That's because even if I aren't good at it, I want a good score that I can keep with me. If I don't get stronger than anyone else, I'll lose my score! I thought about a way to fight at my fullest. So that I don't lose any more marks... So that I don't let any more marks drift away... You won't be able... to keep up with me any more. All of my techniques... are going to evolve by one step! Gear... Second!

SIAN AHHHHHHHHHH!

If you are wondering about the title, according to Wikipedia, sian means "bored, tired, or sick of something". Go figure. And since the title is already in Singlish, I can't be bothered to blog in English, either. XD

I shall be blogging about yersterday night first.

Wanted to just go to East Coast for dinner with my father, missing the oyster omelette there, lol, but don't know since when he call grandmother go dinner together. *rolls eyes* Turns out he invited her along two days ago, when we went to visit her. Anyway, I was reluctant lol, since she'll probably complicate things up, but also no choice, since (1) my father invite her already liao and (2) she my grandmother anyway, so might as well lor.

We went to her house want to fetch her, then almost entering PIE she call say what my cousins want to go her house. Blur blur lah, the way she conveys the message, so I go, ok lah, I go your house you cook and we eat lah. But then she say what go outside eat, don't know lah, just go her house then settle.

Then turns out Edmond's family also invited her outside for dinner lol, so my father and I also tag along 爽, lol. Waiting at grandmother's house for them damn sian lor, my father and I watching TV, then grandmother talking damn loud, cannot hear shit. -.- Then I go play solitaire lol. X( Stuck first time, then almost going to finish second time have to go liao. -.- Aiya jia lat, I suddenly want to go play solitaire. Argh. Lol.

I be right back after one game. One game only, very quick one! *shifty eyes*

Ok, completed, back! :D

One week later Chinese 'O' level liao. Blogging aside, still got time to play solitaire. Ho seh boh? -.-

Anyway, we went down, and then they dunno want go where eat, so me and grandmother got on my father's car and three of us follow my uncle's taxi (my uncle taxi driver cannot ah?) to the restaurant lor. On the way, I asked about where to eat, then my father's answer the street name sounds Malay-ish, so I ask, "We all going to Malay restaurant eat ah? Can order nasi babi or not?" XD Then talk talk talk about pork, then my father suggest playing the RK House - No Pork recording on my handphone that Dan show me, let grandmother hear. So I play lor. Then all three of us laughing like siao like that lol...

Then sian ah. I don't really like my auntie, damn like to criticize shit one, so I like act paikia act paikia like that lor lol. But I don't smoke what, so I stand down there smoke imaginary cigarette lor. -.- Then my father and uncle both smoke don't want lend me one cigarette. T_T Aiya, I blame Sanji lah, smoke so much in One Piece, now make me also want to smoke liao. No wonder 4Kids remove his cigarettes and give him lollipops... XD Then again, I'm glad I don't watch the shitty One Piece dub, or I'll be wanting to suck on lollipops. Ewww. X(

Then I go down there. Wah - don't want scold vulgarities one, but no other better word to describe it - KA NI NA. First off, the table we are sitting around is in the middle of some pathway, so lightning damn shitty lah. Eating under the sky (wanted to go all 'starry sky', then people all "WAH O.O", but Singapore no stars lah, so can only use 'sky' lor }_}), cannot see what I am eating, all black colour one. What the fuck...

Then some more at the beginning while waiting for the food to be served, my grandmother what want me play the recording of RK House - No Pork again. Wah, in the public? Especially when there are freaking banglas walking past us? Sia lah. Public alone is like will paiseh one lor, but then with all those banglas walking past? In the day I not scared lah, but at night? Yoshida's advice very good you know, "Whenever you want to fight bangla, don't fight them in the night. They all at night got camouflage become shinobi (ninja), their evasion shoot up like shit, you can never hope to defeat them.", so playing a racist recording is purely hong kan lor. Then my grandmother buay song buay song keep on going, "Play it lah! Play it lah!" Then I diam diam down there smoking my imaginary cigarette. XD

And the food seriously sucks. I eat the rice, and I think, "Wah fuck, first time I eat rice even worse than my mother cook de rice." And I thought no one was a shittier cook than my mother. I was proven wrong. WRONG. And the rest of the dinner, I don't know what I was eating. Damn horrible can already lah. And then grandmother down there keep pouring food into my bowl. Then eat until tulan switch with my father. Then I drink the soup like quite nice like that, I pour soup into my rice, then suddenly the soup damn shitty. Lol what the fuck.

Then my father and grandmother are like what the fuck lah, down there say what, "Eat lah, next week then go eat oyster." Damn cheebye lor, like what I buay song no oyster eat down here sulking and not eating. Cheebye, it's the food sucks lor, they fucking think what nia. Sia suay nang leh, down there like what the fuck, make me look like those fussy picky kids, "I WANT EAT X AND I WANT EAT X! YOU GIVE ME Y TO EAT AND I KILL YOU!" Fucking hell. Eat until damn tulan, so just push it and don't eat. First time I leave leftovers in a long time, man.

Sanji's gonna come and kick my ass later. T__________T

Lol. XD Anyway, I eat 'finish' damn bored nothing better to do, go back to my father's car blow aircon watch videos, lol. Then eat finish my cousins say what go Chinatown see lanterns or some shit. Then we follow lor, but then since our car park elsewhere, need to take detour, so they go first. Then they go see finish go home liao, we all going in circles trying to find them. Bloody hell, damn fucking rude lor. Go home already never tell us. Lucky we got call them, or else down there driving in circles like goondu like that. What the fuck.

So ya lah, yersterday night damn tulan lor. Never fuck spider can already lah. XD

Ok blogging about today liao. Let's see...

I down there eat breakfast this morning suddenly rain, so I was like "Jia lat liao, need to bring umbrella." Then I change to school uniform rain stop (suddenly too, as a matter of fact), but I don't know leh, still bring umbrella to school. -.- Some more my mother tell me no more rain liao no need bring umbrella, but I heck care. Diao. -.- So I end up bringing umbrella for nothing lor.

But since just now rain, basketball court wet, so no morning assembly, yay! Go straight back to class. Lol the seats all change back to normal liao. Sian lor, exam sitting arrangement quite nice leh, got good neighbours. XD Now all my ex-neighbours all so far away. -.- Then I ask Yoshida for first period he tell me Geography. -.- Tell lor, this week even week he mess up think odd week.

So first period was English lah, and then teacher come in was like, "Wear your freaking ties, now!" Scary bodoh. -.- Wear tie damn sian lor, so uncomfortable, but also boh pian lah. Wah, she going through Error Analysis today first time I pay fullest attention and jot down notes some more nia. XD And got one say what cannot have "return back", because "return" means "come back", so "return back" means "come back back", which is wrong, so must only have "return", cannot "return back". Guess what? I found exactly why one bunch of us made the mistake of writing "return back". :D Then must do corrections for English Exam Paper I. -.- Damn, regretted writing sentences all long long one. -.-

Then VL must go hall. I was like, "Nah bei, it better not be another public canning lor.", but Yoshida was hoping for one, that sadistic bastard. :P Lol. Anyway, go down there, chay, talk by Nanyang Poly. Place so much emphasis on the School of Business thing, then the other aspects just rush through. Diao... The 4R1 bored until near the ending, Kah Chin (I think) and Joel have their fucking shoelaces tied together. Lol... They too boh liao liao lah.

Then recess walking around in circles like confused ducks like that (don't ask why ducks, I no idea myself lol). Stupid lah, library kena conquered and occupied by lower sec students, we go in no space to sit down. Then recess halfway Ephraim Yoshida dunno disappear where. Heck care them lol.

Then Chinese, continue on cloze passage. Bloody hell lah, make so many mistakes, then still don't know why I make most of those mistakes. Teacher go through too damn fast, yet on the other hand too damn slow. Don't know what I talking also lah, haha.

E Maths was suppose to learn probability one, but somehow we have to go to hall (again *rolls eyes*) for assembly half an hour earlier, plus she has to talk about some lame kindness thing, so no probability. T_T Then give us some kindness quiz to do, lol. I got like 110+ lol. I never knew I so kind nia. -.- Then Yoshida got 30+ lol. Both Vernon and Ephraim were expecting him to get 30, the lowest score possible. Diao. -.-

Then still must do what write down everyone in the class's name and say good things about them. I'm not going to do it nia, just because (1) I ain't familiar with quite a few of my classmates yet, especially females, and (2) I am pure lazy. -.- See how tomorrow then see whether I want to do or not lor. Got excuse for tomorrow liao lah, so daijoubu lah... XD I bet most of the class also sian don't want do don't want do lol...

Assembly damn sian lor... Some lightning and water safety talk, then skincare talk, total 1.5 hours. Zzzzz. Admire Vernon nia, sitting down there also can fall asleep. I copy his position also cannot sleep. -.- Then at the end the 4R1 bored until trying to pull Kah Chin's shoelaces. I joined in the fun. :D

Then go for Chemistry. Earlier during the day, chairman come tell everyone got Chemistry, but she too soft, so everyone after listening was like, "So later got Chemistry or not?" Diao. Then I was like damn sian, feel damn like pontanging lol... Then still boh pian must go. Then she give out Sec 3 exams make us do. -.- Then Yoshida and Ephraim were 'thanking' Vernon for one reason or another. Don't know what cock they talking lah those two, boh liao people.

Lol, doing halfway then Jirachi (Sakura :P) SMSed me, lol. What, "In the beginning, God created the earth and he rested. Then, God created man and he rested. Then God created woman and since then, Neither God nor man rested." XD How true, lol.

It was easy lah, mainly because I can ask Yoshida (nearest person and so most convenient to ask XD) and Vernon (he Chemistry so pro, give me wrong answer I can smack his face. Lol diao). XD Was only supposed to do Sections A and C, but I finish damn early leh, so I buay song go do B also lah. XD Then go home I song song. Vernon stayed back to finish his, freaking nerd, lol (by the way, finishing his entire paper. He finished A and C already). Ephraim, Yoshida and I left first lor.

End of school yay.

Looking forward to receiving my class jersey, lol. Can't wait... XD

Friendly reminder for 4R2 students, tomorrow remember to bring English Ten-Years-Series. You never bring kena essay don't blame me hor, tell you.

EDIT:

Here's a really funny quote from Pokémon Orange Islands: Episode 19, "Wherefore Art Thou, Pokémon?", lol.

Misty: Don't you know that love is the most important thing in the whole world?
Ash: Not more important than catching Pokémon...
Misty: [pissed off] You are such a big baby!!
Ash: [in despair] I am not a big baby, am I, Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pika, pika?

XD

Went outside for dinner just now lol. Went to Block 802, ya. Went to eat oyster omelette, yay. But then East Coast Park one nicer. Plus they put so many egg so little oyster still dare charge five bucks. Scammer nia. Then I order 15 satays also. Almost cannot eat finish. XD

Damn funny lor, when we returning home. Me and my mother alight and go home first, while my father go park car. Then we return my mother say no keys, cannot go in. Then I feeling damn hot, so I take off my clothes. Down there waiting waiting damn sian, then suddenly hear loud footsteps. I scared it's my neighbour what, so I hide behind a wall, my head peek out look sometimes. Then I see not my father I quickly go hide, lest the neighbour see me half-naked. -.- Then my mother kisiao hide with me for dunno what reason.

Then my neighbour see heads pop out of walls find damn funny, come investigate. Then we down there hiding already she still come poke her head in, then see two of us hiding down there still dare shout "无聊!" (which means 'bored; senseless; silly; stupid). Damn stupid lor, then I see her disappear I was laughing out loud. Don't worry lah, everytime I laugh for little to no apparent reason one. Then my mother go explain things lor.

Then my father come open doors. Go inside the house my mother like damn pissed like that lor, say what they no manners, what ask "What are you hiding here for?" and whatever. Man, can't she just laugh it off like me?

Oh well, I'll go out and drink some coca-cola. On the way, I'll point to her and shout "无聊!". XD

Pokémon Participants of League

Lol, remember what I said in Examinations Are Here Again!?

"Then, I imagine myself taking part in a Pokémon League, and I can only choose 20 Pokémon to use throughout the entire league, although my choice of Pokémon during battles is limited to only six, which I must through before a match. For example, I chose 20 Pokémon for the entire league. Before I go to round one, I choose which six I want to use. I cannot use the other fourteen, or the rest of my Pokémon which I did not choose when I registered for the League as a matter of fact. When I advance to round two, I am able to again choose which six I want to use out of the twenty, and so on. Of course, my team is filled with Fire-types (I'm the Flame Master after all), but I added in some Pokémon to balance the team as well as surprising the opponents ("Heh, I've watched all of your previous matches, and you only use Fire-type Pokémon! Let me pwn you with my entire team of Water-type Pokémon!!" "Oh, really? Let's go, Jolteon!" "Oh, what the f***?! S***!"), lol. I wrote down a list of all seventeen types, and thus was able to see which type I did not include in my team. The only type I did not take is Ghost, lol."

I'm gonna give it a try, mainly because:
1. I'd like to see how good my team would be.
2. I'm bored.
3. I hope to delay studying for Chinese. XD
4. A good offense is the best defense. Most of my team will be sweepers. :D

Charizard
-Heat Wave
-Air Slash
-Earthquake
-Dragon Claw

Typhlosion
-Eruption
-Solar Beam
-Double-Edge
-Sunny Day

Entei
-Fire Blast
-Extrasensory
-Stone Age
-Calm Mind

Blaziken
-Flare Blitz
-Sky Uppercut
-Brave Bird
-Bulk Up

Infernape
-Blast Burn
-Close Combat
-Stone Age
-Poison Jab

Magmortar
-Fire Blast
-Hyper Beam
-Thunderbolt
-Psychic

Groudon
-Earthquake
-Eruption
-Solar Beam
-Stone Age

Arceus
-Judgement
-Thunderbolt
-Energy Ball
-Recover

Arcanine
-Overheat
-Extremespeed
-Crunch
-Iron Tail

Jolteon
-Thunderbolt
-Shadow Ball
-Hidden Power [Ice]
-Agility

Castform
-Weather Ball
-Sunny Day
-Rain Dance
-Hail

Houndoom
-Dark Pulse
-Flamethrower
-Sludge Bomb
-Nasty Plot

Heatran
-Magma Storm
-Flash Cannon
-Earth Power
-Dragon Pulse

Gyarados
-Aqua Tail
-Earthquake
-Stone Age
-Dragon Dance

Pidgeot
-Air Slash
-Giga Impact
-Double Team
-Roost

Gardevoir
-Psychic
-Energy Ball
-Thunderbolt
-Shadow Ball

Cloyster
-Surf
-Ice Beam
-Poison Jab
-Explosion

Dragonite
-Dragon Claw
-Aerial Ace
-Earthquake
-Dragon Dance

Metagross
-Meteor Mash
-Zen Headbutt
-Hammer Arm
-Earthquake

Tyranitar
-Stone Age
-Crunch
-Earthquake
-Dragon Claw

GCSE answers

The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results in Swindon, Wiltshire. They are genuine responses (from 16 year olds)!

Geography

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and Nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Sociology

Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Biology

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,

A, E, I, O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.

English

Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Technology

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head

Oh, and by the way, GCSE (General Certificate of Secondary Education) are the British versions of our 'O' levels. ;)

Photo-Taking Friday

Today's highlight in school is no doubt the photo-taking session, lol, but I'll still cover the daily prospects of the day. XD

One Piece episode 309 is out, yay. Well, only the Standard Definition. The guy has trouble encoding the High Definition, so guess I'll just download the Standard Definition one and leave it as that. Can't wait any more, and too lazy to bother to download the High Definition when it comes out. Two more days One Piece episode 310 come out in Japan, lol. Assuming from the episode title, Going Merry is going to come and get the Straw Hats out, lol. Hope they hurry up, I have trouble understanding the plot after they left Water 7 in the manga. o.O

Anyway, back to school life.

The first period was Chinese, where the teacher goes through the second and third Close Passages, adding in bits of unrelated content related to life every here and there. I'm not complaining though, lol. Not much to teach in Chinese anyway, and what she said is actually interesting. No idea why most others are sleeping though. On a related side note, Wei Sheng's place is good to sit in, lol. XD

Chemistry next, sigh... Was dilly-dallying in class, not wanting to attend the boring lesson. Had no choice but to leave for the lab 20 minutes later. Arrived in the lab with about half an hour left in the lesson, lol, yet the teacher doesn't mind, as usual, just because everyone was dilly-dallying with me. XD While she spent the half an hour slowly going through the Chemistry exam, I was having a video-watching 'marathon', lol. Ended up watching all of the anime openings, endings and inserts in my handphone, lol. Of course, without any sound. -.- No choice lah. Yoshida was drawing a minute stick-figure on the table, and labeled it 'E-Chan', adding a "2mm". The drawing is like 7mm or 8mm lol...

English next. The teacher was going through Paper 1. Then in the end, she didn't collect the Reading Logs she want us to pass up yersterday. -.-

Recess next. Bought another bottle of H2O and yet again went to the library lol. The librarian saw the empty bottle on the table and I was acting innocent. XD

Then we went to take the class photo, lol. Seriously lah, how can they put Ephraim in the second row? I know he's short lah, but you put him in second row cannot see one! Must put him in first row then can see him one right!! [Yoshida adds: You put him in first row also cannot see. XD] I hope my smile for the formal picture turns out good, to be honest, lol. I think either I smile too fake and like don't want smile don't want smile like that, or I smile too geeky and cheesy. >_<>_> No fair one nia.

Then we were supposed to go to Computer Lab 2 for surveys and stuff. Yoshida and I ran back to our classrooms to take our pens, while Vernon and Ephraim slowly walk behind. Run halfway we see one teacher say what "You run some more fall down fall on your face all your teeth drop out blah blah" and we ran out of earshot. I reply, "Might as well 2.4km don't run!" (Then again, since when do I run during 2.4km? XD) Yoshida reply, "Teeth drop you think I scare ah?" XD

Turns out we went back and took a pen for nothing. -____-

Online survey stupid nia. Only eight questions, anyhow do one. Zzzzzz. Then she talk a lot Ephraim go play Spider Solitaire, Vernon go play Solitaire. XD Then she's like (there's a mirror at the back of the classroom, so she can see what we are doing on our computers), "No surfing the net!" I retort "'cher, we not surfing the net what." which is true, okay? XD Then play halfway teacher come ask us close the window. -.-

Then Yoshida and I play Pinball, lol. He use left flipper, I use right flipper. Got only 35k score. Zzz. Vernon play go get I think 400k+ lol! Then I take over computer go play Solitaire, damn easy win the game liao. XD

Then had to go back to class to do survey because most of the class all never bring pens. -_- The survey stupid one lah. Give us five surveys do on five different teachers, then Fym has to borrow my marker to write who do which five subject teachers, lol.

Then while doing the survey, the class committee go... um... for use of a better word, persuade (^_^") Vernon, Yoshida and Ephraim to buy the class jerseys, lol. Vernon and Ephraim are like, "Yoshida buy I buy." and Yoshida is like "Ephraim buy I buy." XD So Fym's suggestion is a clever one: All three of you buy. XD Then they still no choice went to buy. Good game, you three lost. XD

So for the class jersey, Vernon wrote "Excelion", the name of some type of gloves which can shoot strings out, lol, while Yoshida wrote "キラ". I identified it as Kira, lol, and when Yoshida asked how I know, I replied, "Of course I know lah!", then whispur to Vernon and Ephraim, "Actually I guess one." *shifty eyes* Then Yoshida guai lan go, "No no, it's Yagami." Then I retort, "Yagami three letters, you here only write two." Then Yoshida go, "夜神 two letters lah, three!" But then I go, "You here write hiragana. Yagami hiragana three letters leh." Lol, pointless argument.

Then Ephraim don't know what to write, think damn long. Write then liquid write then liquid, just because the shorty couldn't make up his minds. I gave him stupid suggestions like "shorty", "gay", "okama" and "neko otaku", lol. XD In the end he wrote "Neko!" *rolls eyes* Because he took so long to think of his jersey name, he ended up with little time to do his survey, lol. He just everything put agree. -.- Vernon suggest helping him do one, and I offered the same, so he gave us two to help him do lor. I help him do Chemistry (which I didn't get to do), which I actually has a lot of unhappiness to talk about. *insert evil laugh here* Lol anyway, I just everything answer "strongly disagree", without even checking the questions. Hey, I think she's the worst teacher we have lor. -.- Then comments I write crap lol, something what lost interest in Chemistry. Aiya forget liao lah.

Then we not sure if got Chinese EPP, but just went home anyway. Vernon no choice got to go CCA, just because he last time promised Jasmine that he would go, lol. Kenna owned now liao lah. So, anyway, the three of us went home and left him there. Let's all wish that Vernon would have a great time in CCA, and hope that he can tolerate whatever 'suanning' his fellow CCA mates throw at him for ponning so many times. *salutes* XD XD

Yay, go watch One Piece 309 liao!

Almost Back To A Normal School Day

Now, now, now, we are almost there, back to a normal school day like usual? Boy, don't we all take some time to settle down after examinations? Do you know that all this fuss and trouble can be saved by eliminating every single examination in the world? :P

First period was Geography, but half of it was taken by a session in the hall, just to see two people get public caning. Everyone's complaining about the high temperature in the hall, but that can't be helped, half of the air-con system broke down. They are going to demolish the hall later anyway, why freaking bother? Anyway, another two got caned because they fight. Seriously, man, must one really publicly cane people who fight? It's like solving violence with violence. Anyway, fighting is good. It's a good way to understand more about your opponent... XD

Lol, just crapping. Anyway, we went back to the classroom and the Geography teacher didn't turn up. -.- Was talking cock and singing song with Yoshida, Ephraim and Vernon, lol.

Social Studies was next. Got only 30/50 for it. -.- Freaking hell, they only award me 4 marks for the last question, which has 13 marks. Man, how freaking stingy can they get? Oh well, at least I should learn to look on the bright side... I PASS! YES! :D Larry got 15, so poor thing. :( Wei Sheng got 31, beat me by one mark. -___- Vernon got 39, I think, lol. Needs one more mark to get an A for Humanities, so he can claim his fifty dollars, lol. And I think he went and get one more mark, spotted a mistake somewhere, so he did get an A. Or some other thing. Can't remember exactly. Rargh. Can't remember Ephraim and Yoshida's scores, always try to hide their scores, so damn annoying. Oh, wait, Ephraim got 34 if I remember correctly... Yoshida, I think he got 36 or 37. Somewhere around that range. Hates fuzzy memories. -.-

Then E. Maths, where we continued corrections for our A. Maths paper. Sian lah, I try re-doing the last question, suddenly like so easy like that. I don't know how it can vex me for so long. So disappointed in my A. Maths... Sian lah... Those subjects I can score I don't score well, it's only going to screw me up. :(

Recess time, whee. Went to the canteen to buy food to eat. Yoshida and I only bought a can of milo and a bottle of H2O respectively to drink, while Vernon bought nothing. Ephraim damn special lor. He buy some dark green drink, I see already no appetite liao. Then he bring bread from home, wholemeal bread, ewww. Plus all squashed in his pocket. Some more the jam purple colour one. Purple as in dark purple. Yoshida comments that his food has very unique colours. First dark green, now dark purple. What's next, dark brown? :S

Went to the library next with Yoshida, Vernon, Ephraim and the tall fat guy with damn thick spectacles... I think he's name is Zikai or something like that. Anyway, Yoshida and Zikai were sitting on both ends of a table and pushing the Geography Encyclopedia of the World (which I was reading the day before) to each other like ping pong like that, then I interfere, intercept the book in the middle of the table and send it flying harder. Got once, I throw at Yoshida, then he dodge and the book (nah bei, how I write the word as 'ball' just now nia... -.-) slam onto the ground lol. XD As we were leaving the library, we see noobs playing LF2 on the library computers, and Yoshida was criticizing them on still playing computer games, lol, when there is Xbox 360. We all know he got Xbox 360 lah.

Chinese next, got back my Paper I.

Yoshida and I both got full marks for Listening Comprehension. And we were the ones who slept when it is playing a second time and everyone is checking their answers. Go figure. Vernon got only 18/20 lol, so sad.

My essay on the IR got me 30.5/50. Actually got 31, but got one mark deducted because I miswrote 进 as 讲. Those two words seems quite similar, right? But damn, 讲 means speak while 进 means enter. I wanted to say how people entering in the IR has to pay money (要付一笔钱才可以进入赌场 or something like that), but I ended up writing 要付一笔钱才可以讲入赌场, which ends up freaking weird. Literally translating the sentence I wrote gets me "Must pay a sum of money only then to be allowed to speak into the casino". XD Speak into the casino. Rofl. -.-

Then my letter got me much better than expected. Originally was 16/20, but silly me forgot to write the question number, so I got one mark deducted for that, become 15/20. Initially I was like, "Daijoubu [it's alright]! One mark only!" So I show it to Vernon... Basket, that guy got 15.5... -.- I could have owned him by half a mark, now I kena owned half a mark. So unfair. T_T Ephraim got 11, lol, and Yoshida got 13.5 I think.

The formula for calculating the total mark for Chinese was simple, lol. Just add up the scores of the five sections (Listening Comprehension, Oral, Composition, Letter Writing and Paper II), which will add up to 200. Divide that by two, and there you go, 100%. The score for Oral is uncertain as of yet, but no one failed, so I'll calculate the minimum and maximum marks, using a score of 20 and 40 in Oral respectively, since 20 is the passing mark and 40 is the full mark.


Minimum score
= (20 + 20 + 30.5 + 15 + 29) / 2
= 114.5 / 2
= 57.25
≈ 57
∴ C5

Maximum score
= (20 + 40 + 30.5 + 15 + 29) / 2
= 134.5 / 2
= 67.25
≈ 67
∴ B3

Just let me get a B4 and I'll be happy. :D

English was up next, got our Paper I back as well. Scored 18 for letter writing and 21 for composition, lol. Teacher even commented 'interesting content' or something like that for my composition. XD Maybe I should post it on my blog when I get it back, I'm really proud of it... XD Of course, have to do corrections for spelling and grammatical mistakes and errors. :P Funnily, Larry got the same marks as me, lol. Didn't notice the scores of others much, both Ephraim and Yoshida, as usual, are reluctant to tell me their marks initially, and even Vernon seems to have joined this lame fad. Can't be bothered to pester them like usual. *rolls eyes*

Read on an article about Cho Seung-Hui, the guy behind the Virginia Tech massacre, in Newsweek. At first I thought he killed his schoolmates because they always bullied him, but the article seems to contradict what I thought. Turns out he just did it because he's psychologically inbalanced, as what the article reported to make me imply. Meh. Of course, Yoshida seems to be quite delighted reading it. Crazy guy, so interested in killing and deaths. Skali he become the next guy to massacre students in school nia. -.- Then again, in Singapore can get a gun already song liao. No, not those guns in the arcade where you can pull the trigger when you aren't stepping on the pedal to conveniently switch weapons (refering to Time Crisis III and IV, lol).

Chemistry SPA next. :O Turns out it's only for us to do corrections for our Chemistry exam. Chay! Damn boring lor, the teacher going through it so slowly... sp matira;;y we jave tp find our own way to entertain ourselfeves. XD [Oh what the fuck, I thought I could type even when I am looking away!! Anyway, I was supposed to type "so naturally we have to find our own way to entertain ourselves. XD]

Vernon got one question wrong. The answer was lithium, but he wrote silicon. And he used the excuse "I don't know how to do, but then I see you. Since you are always so silly, so I wrote silicon lor.", with the 'you' refering to me. -.- I retaliated by raising my fist and intimidating, "I smack your face ah!" XD

Was playing *checks handphone for name of game* Rally 3D on my handphone, lol, with Yoshida alerting me everytime the teacher moves on to the next question, which was really slow. Crash until I tulan don't want play. -.- Lasted only for three different laps around two different tracks lol. -.-

Then I joined in the talk cock session of Larry and Luke behind us. Irritated Larry a bit as well, rofl. XD

Then I take an extra stool near my table, sneaked up to Cheng Liang's table in front, kope his stool, form them into a line and lie on it, lol. A while later the whole class suddenly laughing and looking at my direction. -.- I got up and asked what the heck. Yoshida replied with a "You just showed how boring her lesson can get." Lol...

Then halfway, the Chinese teacher came in and told Samuel that he didn't pass up his Chinese paper 2, lol. So Samuel went out to take it from his bag (which was left outside the lab we are using as a classroom). Chemistry teacher asked Chinese teacher to also take Ping Chong out, since he is beside Samuel and also sleeping. Chinese teacher replied that he "每天都睡觉！", which means that he sleeps everyday (in class, obviously), but Cheng Liang retorted to the class, "谁每一天不睡觉？", which means "Who doesn't sleep everyday?". XD

Vernon song lor, he 53/70 already still not happy, went and get 7 more marks, just because the teacher forgot to count his last page. 60/70 already lor, and mine is still like 33. ._.

Then it rain halfway when I was walking back home, and still rain so big. Bloody hell. -.-

Pwnage Rescue Team, my Rescue Team in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team, has just been rewarded the Lucario rank for our excellence!! XD







Yersterday night, two more insects tried to challenge death. They came to my room. -.- Of course, I covered them with a piece of paper first (wouldn't want to dirty my water bottles), but this time, I took a 1.5 litre water bottle previously containing 100-Plus! I think it was one of the bottles Yujun and I bought for our cycling trips, lol. Anyway, enjoy the pictures... XD XD









Insect kill count (starting from the point in which I counted and recorded, of course, I killed much more than that long time ago): 3! :D

Can't wait for One Piece 309! Hurry up and release it!! XD

Gotta go liao, must find definition of words for my Reading Log (I know it's called 'Imprints' now, for don't know what reason, but I got used to calling it Reading Log :3).

Receiving More Exam Papers

Yay, Blogger is back to normal (as far as I can tell, at least). Now let's hope I won't have to save my blog posts in a Notepad again, lest Blogger make it disappear. It's troublesome. :(

Due to it raining yersterday, the grooming check was postponed to this morning. Kind of a time wasting thing, but whatever, we'll have it as long as they (the school management and adminstration) like it. *rolls eyes* Then after that, the whole class went directly straight to the Physics lab while Ephraim, Vernon, Yoshida, Faizal and I (ironically also the ones who designed the unique set-up for marble rolling, lol) proceed back to class as usual, putting our bags there and just taking whatever necessary for Physics to the lab.

Vernon and I only took our pencil boxes, while Yoshida and Ephraim additionally brought their Chinese Cloze Passage Worksheets from yersterday to do, lol. Vernon and I headed first, while Yoshida and Ephraim lagged behind us. When we arrived there though, 10 minutes after when the class is supposed to start, the scene was like 'what the fuck?'.

The entire freaking class (maybe except for Yoshida, Ephraim and Faizal) were all sitting outside the Physics lab. Some were chatting, some were playing handphones, some were listening to music, and others don't know doing what shit. So, anyway, Vernon and I joined in, with me sitting beside Wei Sheng while Vernon sat across us in the corridor. Yoshida and Ephraim cut through the crowd and went all the way to the back of the lab. Didn't know why or what they do there, didn't pay much attention to them. XD

So I took out my handphone and watched a few videos, while the class continued doing whatever they are doing. A while later, Faizal came, threw his Physics textbook, file and pencil box beside Vernon, where our pencil boxes are, and left. A while later, Samuel finally decided to call the Physics teacher... Ta-dah! Turns out he took a MC (medical certificate). -.- Make us wait down there for sky to drop.

While walking back to class, a teacher we have no idea who joined us and walked in the same direction... ...all the way to our classroom! Wow, turns out that she is the relief teacher. XD Are all relief teachers as late as, if not later, then the entire class? o.O So, anyway, with 34 minutes left of this period, we were asked to do Ten-Years-Series Topic 4, and everyone was like, "*blink* *blink* Anyone got bring TYS? *blink*". XD No one, out of 42 people, brought a TYS! XD

Assuming that someone either brings a TYS or does not bring a TYS, and thus there is a probability of 50% of someone bringing a TYS, and 50% of someone not bring a TYS, calculate the probability of the whole class of 42 students not bringing TYSs.

Simple. 0.5 to the power of 42. I tell you the answer.
0.0000000000227373675443232059478759765625%

I think our whole class go buy 4D sure can get lottery one. Chance of striking top prize in 4D only 0.01% leh.

So, Yoshida went to sleep, while Vernon and Ephraim were doing their Chinese Cloze Passage worksheets. I borrowed a book from Larry named 'Developing the Leaders Around You' by John C. Maxwell. I got a choice of two books to borrow from Larry, and when I decided one, he was like "You sure? Final answer?" XD I like one of the paragraph inside, about teamwork or something, lol. Says that in a competition to determine which horse can pull the most load, the champion pulled 4500 pounds, and the runner-up did 4400 pounds. Their combined load is nearly 9000 pounds, but when combined together, they can actually pull up to 12000 pounds of load! Now that's what teamwork is all about! XD I got quite sleepy with 10 minutes left until the end of the lesson though, thus returned the book to Larry and went to sleep. XD

Next was P.E. (Physical Education). I can't be freaking bothered to run 2.4km just to pass my NAPFA, so I was playing free games, lol. At first went with Wei Sheng, Yuhaimi, Alvin, Faizal, Jovian and Cheng Liang to play soccer, but the field is so freaking muddy, and we were only playing penalty shootouts, so bored me quite a bit, lol. Then they left for some unknown reason and I instead decided to join Larry, Yoshida, Ephraim and Vernon at badminton.

Man, I love playing against Ephraim. Whack the shuttlecock at Ephraim's direction and make it as high as possible. Shorty can't hit it back. XD Larry still insist in needing tactics in badminton. What tactics nia? He think he playing Dynasty Tactics is it? XD See the shuttlecock come whack it as hard as possible can already, still need tactics. Accuracy and power is more important, not forgetting teamwork.

After that was Physics SPA. With one of the two teachers absent, the other allowed us to do whatever we wanted, lol. Yoshida was rushing ahead in E. Maths, learning about the next chapter of probability before the teacher even teach it (that's where I got the idea of calculating the probability of the entire class not bringing their Physics TYSs just now XD). Wei Sheng and I were playing Cellblock lol, with Yoshida joining in once in a while. Then halfway Wei Sheng got bored, so I was calculating the probability of leveling up in Deadly Dice in Neopets, lol. Turns out the chance of winning and leveling up is 41.67%, the chance of losing and de-leveling is 41.67%, and the chance of drawing and doubling the odds is 16.67%, lol! XD

Was recess next. Again, we went to the library.

English was next. I was like, "I'm gonna fail! I'm gonna fail! Rargh!" Then to express my 'frustration' at going to fail English (actually I was bored, to tell the truth :P), I took Yoshida's water bottle to spurt water out of his water bottle onto the floor, then tossing eraser shavings into the pool of water, and finally covering the shavings with more water from his water bottle. XD The English teacher came, and asked Yoshida, "What happened here?" Lol. Yoshida pointed at me, saying briefly, "Ask him.", while I used the 'act innocent' technique and went "Huh? What thing?" XD So the teacher ignored it and carried on the lesson lol.

We then got back the Comprehension and Summary parts of our English exam. I got 34.5/50, and I'm already quite happy, since I didn't fail like I thought I would, lol, although to get one more mark would be delightful, as it'd bring me up to the A band. XD Nmaa, one mustn't 得寸进尺. XD Then again, the other sections, like Oral and Composition, still have to be counted in, lol, so it's still to early for conclusions. Comparing to others, Vernon got 34 (Mwahaha, pwned by half a mark! Here's my revenge for Geography!! :P), Ephraim got 33 (pwned by 1 mark by Vernon :P), Wei Sheng got 32.5, Yoshida got 28 and Larry got 27.5 (lol, got pwned by half a mark by Yoshida :P). Kinda makes me better that I score higher than my neighbours, lol. Nooooo, I'm not delighting myself at the expense of others' misfortune or something like that! DX

Next was E. Maths, so we got the E. Maths papers back, but before that, we were given a word search puzzle related to some non-smoking campaign. I joked to Yoshida and Larry, asking if they have any cigarettes and that hearing about it makes me feel like smoking, even though I don't smoke. XD

Anyway, we got back both our E. Maths Paper I and Paper II. The total mark was a bit complicated to calculate, because, due to a weird and unknown reason, the total mark of Paper II was 97. o.O Anyway, we got a neat formula to calculate total mark, lol, and if your score for Paper I is x, and your score for Paper II is y, then your total mark = x / 80 x 50 + y / 97 x 50, lol. With 74/80 in Paper I and 88/97 in Paper II, I got a high 91.6 for E. Maths, lol. Comparing to others. :P Yoshida has 91.1 (he lost to me by one mark in Paper I, and got the same mark as me in Paper II, lol. Originally he had one more mark than me in Paper II, but alas for him, it was deducted due to him not putting units XD), Vernon has 87.2 (that's fifty more bucks for bub), Ephraim got 78.7 (somehow he was reluctant to let us know his score o.O), Wei Sheng got 78.4 and Larry got 77.8, lol. Kinda happy to see that (1). Again, I got the best score out of my neighbours :D, and (2). my neighbours and I all scored A1! Yippee! XD

Was still going through the E. Maths correction when A. Maths period started. Used up half of it just to go through correction, but we got released half an hour early, because there was nothing else for the teacher to do. XD After stating that she's going to start probability (good for Yoshida), she dismissed us, and Yoshida, Ephraim, Vernon and I left for the canteen for some lunch. Boy, am I starving!

Chinese EPP, we all received some good compositions on reflection after reading a certain article. The article was something like that teenagers nowadays are weaker psychologically, lol. Something in the composition was like "Teenagers nowadays
要风得风，要雨得雨". Teacher stressed on that particular part, but Alvin not happy leh, so teacher retorted, "You want Sun get sun, want Moon get moon!" Alvin was something like (can't exactly remember), "I want 嫦娥!" And then, upon hearing that, the entire class laughed, but I was picturing 嫦娥 already in my mind and remarking how beautiful she is... XD XD XD Okay, there's actually more than that, but I'm sorta too embarrassed to blog about it. XD Let's call that something I'd rather 'bring to my grave' or something like that. :P

When we were walking out of the school, Vernon remarks that for Alvin to get 嫦娥 is 癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉, which means something like "Deluding himself foolish without considering one's own condition. Refers to ugly men wanting to get lovely wives." or something like that. o.O

Kinda cruel to use it on Alvin though. 癞蛤蟆? Nah. 肥蛤蟆? Perfect. :P

A Day Filled With Thirteens

I'm serious glad that I don't have triskaidekaphobia (the fear of the number thirteen), or I'll be so scared that I can wet my pants, lol. Why? Read on.

Today is a day of school after three days of breaks, so naturally I am feeling reluctant to go to school, lol. Just as I approach the school on foot, it started to drizzle. Pfft.

First period was Chemistry, and I was like, "I'm going to fail, I'm going to fail..." XD See my Section A marks, 15, then I think, "Aiya, sure fail liao lah!". Heng my Section B and C got 43 nia. 58, yay, I pass, and I'm happy. :D Then I see Vernon and Larry's marks of 71 (around there lah, can't remember exactly), I sian liao. ._. Funnily, Ephraim got 58 too, same as me, and when our names are sorted according to alphabetical order, it's Ephraim, Vernon, Larry and me, with marks of 58 71 71 58 respectively. There's a line of reflection between Vernon and Larry! :O Yoshida got 64 lol, stuck in the middle.

My score: 58. 5 + 8 = 13. :| Vernon/Larry - Ephraim/mine = 71 - 58 = 13. :| Scary bodoh.

Next was History, got back our History exam papers. Went to sit at Wei Sheng's table, behind Yoshida's, since Wei Sheng is not taking History, and I don't like sitting closest to the teacher, lol. I got 29 out of 50, whee. Ephraim got the same as me, while Vernon got 30 and Yoshida got 28, lol. Everyone's in the same range. XD Freaking Ephraim, first Chemistry, now History, he just has to have the same marks as me. -.- XD Kinda freaked out after seeing one of my female classmates cried after receiving her paper, lol.

Went to Physics lab next. Too lazy to bring my pencil box along, lol, so I had to borrow Vernon's green pen and calculator. Got only a low 63/100 for Physics, sigh. Oh well, look at the bright side, I didn't fail like I thought I will. I passed, yay. Now that's it, smile. GOOD　GOOD　SMILE!! minna　GOOD　GOOD　SMILE!! XD Kinda depressing to be comparing scores with people like Vernon (81) and Yoshida (72). Oh well, I thrashed Ephraim by two marks, that 61/100 noob. :D Yay Yay Yay Yeah! XD

(Lol, "GOOD　GOOD　SMILE!! minna　GOOD　GOOD　SMILE!!" and "Yay Yay Yay Yeah!" are both parts of lyrics to the Japanese opening of Pokémon Diamond and Pearl 'Together'. XD)

Was hanging out in the library during recess. Yoshida was doing a paper from... *drums roll* RIVERVALLEY HIGH!! :O That's what he makes it sound like, I don't even know that such a school existed until now, forget about stuff like where the school is or what. *shifty eyes* I was reading a book on World Geography. Just realized that Singapore is the thirteen richest country in the world, lol. Man, serious pwnage, considering that Singapore is just so freaking small geographically and that we have no natural resourc - wait a moment. THIRTEEN!?!?!

It was Geography next. Seriously, my Geography surprised me! I was expecting to get really really bad, but lol, I got 72.25 (which will be rounded down :( My 0.25 marks!!! NOOOOOO! T_T) As I expected, I got full marks for those questions with three marks and four marks (well, most of them anyway), and I just got one or two for those questions with seven and eight marks. -.- Yoshida got 65, lol, while Vernon got 72.5. Freak, he beat me by 0.25 marks!! T_T Worse of all, his 72.5 will be rounded up to 73! So I lost to him by one whole mark in report book. What the heck, difference of 0.25 mark become difference of 1 mark. 'cher, injust, man! Lol. Forgot about Ephraim. Insignificant shorty. *shifty eyes* :P

Chinese next. Went back to Wei Sheng's seat again, he doesn't take Chinese too. ^_^ Lol, 29/70 for Chinese Paper II lol. Got only a measly 6 marks for comprehension, which has 40 marks. Rofl! I'm going to fail Chinese, I'm definitely going to fail Chinese, zettai!! \:D/ Man, I'm seriously the only one who can cheer over this (come on, it is boring to be always passing, life must have some interesting and unique twists XD), and Jirachi (Sakura :P)'s already crying (not literally though XD) it to me that she failed her Chinese. And how much she got? 29.5/70. -_____- I mean, come on, I enjoy thrashing shorty by one or two marks, but must everyone thrash me by less than one mark? It's much much more insulting, man. Yoshida got 40/70, and that bastard's starting to lament, lol. Vernon got 35/70, and he's all sad. Fucking bastards. >:(

The teacher went down to take our question papers, which she forgot to. In the meantime, before she left, she gave us some worksheets to do while she's away. Cloze passage, lol. I finish the first passage, then do the second one halfway so damn sian, then forget it, don't do, lol. Air-con so cold, worksheet so sian, how to resist sleepiness nia? So just take a nap lol. Then teacher come back, see the group behind me chatting so loudly, naturally she buay song lah. Walk up to them, inspect their work, not even a single question done, then make her damn tulan, so she just forgot everything about going through the exam papers, scold scold scold here, scold scold scold there (wow, I just realized how easy the word 'scold' is to type. 's', 'd' and 'c' are just adjacent to each other on the left side, and so are 'o' and 'l' on the right side, lol), then ask people come 1-on-1 *drums roll* talk with her! *everyone faints anime-style* What, were you guys expecting a 1-on-1 Pokémon battle or something? So yeah, the whole class was literally forced to do the worksheet. I did six out of eight pages, then the aircon seriously too cold already, the questions seriously too hard liao *making excuses for himself*, so I just sorta fell to the Sleeping Angel or some shit like that if you buy the crap I'm talking about. Haha. *scratches head*

Was A. Maths next. Got 64/100. Was kinda disappointed at first, but after looking at my neighbours' marks: Vernon - 54, Ephraim - 54, Larry - 27, Wei Sheng - 35, I sorta feel better lol. I hereby freaking conclude that the examination is too freaking different for our level and that I demand that this examination be considered 'void' as fairness and justice. Lol. And the teacher was like, "Oh, and you know 4R1 got one person get 96? And 4R3 got one person get 93?" And I was like, "I'm so gonna kill those fucking bastards." I bet my whole class is behind me, lol... And fucking Yoshida got 84, and still he's lamenting. Fucking bastard... -.- Say what his tuition teacher is going to slaughter him for getting less than 90, and I was thinking of joining his tuition teacher. *shifty eyes*

Next was Chinese EPP, when I went back to Wei Sheng's seat lol. Teacher decided to go through the paper, but all she managed to do in that one hour is go through cloze passage, lol. Cloze passage is easy. Comprehension is evil. The demon. The devil. EVIL! *goes all staring at this evilness, clenching a sword* Just have a look at Ash facing all of the challenges at the Battle Frontier and try to picture it, lol!



So, yeah.

Damn, Vernon is going to be rich already. His parents promised him fifty bucks for each A he scored (that's 70 and above), and so far he already has Chemistry, Physics and Geography in the bag, and that's already hundred and fifty bucks. Damn that bub, I'm jealous. >:( He better give us a treat or something. XD Speaking of 'bub', Larry overheard me calling Vernon 'bub' and asks what it means, lol. I simply told him that it is a nickname and that he should check the dictionary himself, lol. By the way, for you lazy asses, bub is 'used as a term of familiar address, especially for a man or boy'. That bub used to call everyone around him 'bub', so now it's just normal that we reversed it and call him 'bub' back. XD

While Vernon is going to be rich, I, on the other hand... sigh... Yersterday, I, being the pessimist I am, told my father on the car when he is driving that I am going to flunk all of my exams. He merely gave me a clenched fist. ^_^" This morning, I told my mother the same thing while walking with her to the park (which is between our house and my school, for her morning jog). She replied, "这样我就打你！", which, when translated, means "Then I'll beat you!" Wow, I'm in a violent family... XD Or I can retaliate, and for my excuse, I'll quote Monkey D. Garp from One Piece, "There's no way to dodge a fist of love!" XD Okay, it'll won't work. X( *stares sadly at Chinese paper* I better go buy myself a bottle of ointment and prepare for a round of thrashing. T_T

Looking forward to One Piece episode 309, which came out in Japan two days ago. *chants* JET GATLING GUN! JET GATLING GUN! JET GATLING GUN! JET GATLING GUN! JET GATLING GUN! XD




Edit: A noob insect just came to my room. It's those "You puny thing, how dare you come here? You are either too brave, or too stupid!" type of insect. Of course, I hate insects, and I can't tolerate it dirtying my room, so I covered it with a piece of paper, and took a coca-cola water bottle on my computer desk (the same one that I bought just today after school on my way home XD). Following the Mountain Kings in Warcraft III and using it like a warhammer, I shouted "FOR KHAZ MODAN!" (Wait, I ain't a dwarf... Maybe I should have shouted "For Lordaeron!" instead :\) and executed the move 'Bash'. Here's the icon for a general idea:




Aye, it's a mighty good thing ye learnt a trick or two from us proud Mountain Kings, lad.

And the result? When I lifted up the paper, the insect is all covered in some sticky liquid that I believe is its blood or something. Meh, who cares? And of course, it got split into two, one sticking the ground and the other sticking onto the paper. :) For pleasure's sake, I even took photographs of both parts!




Of course, I doubt any of the part could have survived. Thanks to my father for cleaning it up (despite me forcing him to XD). :P