Saturday, September 01, 2007

Move! Move! Move!

Was watching Doraemon on TV this morning, and I gotta admit, today's one was quite lame, lol. Jaian was bullying some unknown kid in the neighbourhood, who asked for help from nearby Nobita. Jaian looks at Nobita angrily.



So Nobita obviously gets frightened, and so when Jaian asks him whether he is in the wrong or not, Nobita replies no out of fright. The bullied noob cries, telling Nobita, "I'm not playing with you any more!! T__T" (And there I was, thinking, "Big deal.") So Nobita goes home and cries to Doraemon, complaining about his lack of sense of justice and strength. Doraemon gives him some stupid box which can train one's superpowers. -.-

The stupid box trains three types of superpowers. One, ESP power, power to move objects mentally. Two, X-ray eyes, self-explanatory. Three, movement at the speed of light. Damn, I so want the third ability, haha. Shunpo!

So he tries to master them, but got bored in three minutes, so his abilities are rather weird. He concentrates a while on what he wants to achieve, then wait for like ten minutes before the intended effect takes place. -.-

So, he tries to do ESP power. He concentrates, looks at the object he wants to move, and thinks mentally, "Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!", his face looking as if he is suffering from constipation. What's lamer is that it reminds me of Ichigo from Bleach before he masters his Hollowification, and everytime he fights until he is near death, his Inner Hollow will take over his body, but before that happens, he would try to resist, and thus be unable to move. But still, since he is in a battle, he can't afford to not move, so he'd always think, "Ugoke! Ugoke! UGOKE!! (Japanese for "Move! Move! MOVE!!")" So when Nobita does the same thing, for one freaking moment, I thought that a Hollow mask is going to form on his face anytime soon. -_-

Bleach chapter 289 comes out today, and HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!? NELL WAS AN ESPADA!? OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BARBECUE HAX!! Seriously, man, no one can believe that Nell used to be an Espada!! Especially since after reading her conversation with Ichigo when they first met!!



Which former Espada would call herself a "trashy bug" compared to the Numeros, whose sole purposes are to serve Espada?!? There must be some mistake. Nell can't be so strong as to enter the Espada!! -________-

Sure, she can heal with her saliva (or vomit or whatever), but Orihime can heal much better. -___- Okay, Orihime hacks, fine, she doesn't heal, she rejects fate by denying or undoing events in various forms. -_____- What about Yamada Hanatarou then? The 4th squad 7th seat guy who joined Ichigo in rescuing Rukia in Soul Society arc? I'm sure even Hanatarou can heal better. -.-

And yeah, Nell can reflect attacks back, but still, the strength of her reflected attack still has to rely on the strength of the enemy's attack. If the enemy's attack is a weak one, she can only reflect a weak one back. No big deal.

So yeah, I'm refusing to believe that Nell used to be in the Espada. -.- I've come to seen Espada as a group of ten very very freaking powerful Arrancar. I mean, even the Privaron, a group of former Espada booted out when stronger Arrancars take over the places of the Espada, seems to be strong. So yeah, telling me that Nell used to be in the Espada means that I'll view the Espada in a worse light. -.-

So let's hope Nell has some other trick up her sleeve, like a Zanpakutou release that instantly kills any enemies who sees the release or something, to make me feel that she is worthy of having once sat on the seat of an Espada, ya? ^_^"

But heck, if she's so powerful, would she still be booted out from the Espada? XD Maybe she got expelled, like Urahara. XD

And hang on a minute... Nell seems to fear Death Gods, right? WHICH ESPADA, CURRENT OR FORMER, WOULD FUCKING FEAR SHINIGAMIS!?

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