hw says:
later i reply u
Samy [Can't I even dream?! I am a pirate!!] says:
T______T
Samy [Can't I even dream?! I am a pirate!!] says:
So bad you
hw says:
ya i know
hw says:
now not so free
Samy [Can't I even dream?! I am a pirate!!] says:
Watching porn ah?
hw says:
no la
hw says:
bad for health
I think I now know why Ephraim is still so short...
Today news showed that there are people in Singapore who secretly took photos of girls under their skirts... X( Despicable bastards, that's so lowdown. Some more they are posting it up online and expecting payment to view those images. God damn them, what a disgrace to Singaporeans. One year in jail is too light. They should be thrown down into spirit-sealing pits, and with Hollows down there to keep them busy. They should be executed like the mongrels they are. Damn those bastards!
Throw them down the pits for us to feast! Rawr!!
Okay, that thought was nice. Next.
I was watching the 9pm show on Channel 8. This poor guy, his father pushed him into a blind date. The girl comes, I almost threw up. Ended up forcefully and noisily shooting air out of my mouth (can't really describe that action in words...
). The girl, two words to describe her: Fat and unattractive. Oops, that's three words. Please don't try to picture it, or you'll be throwing up your lunch onto your computer monitor and keyboard. X( I forgot how many times of "oh my god" I said while watching that... XDSo yeah, the guy see the girl, wah lan wei, one hit KO, immediately sian diao. Sadded lah, ah? So he found some excuse to flee, then the girl's mother I think talking with the guy's father, what the girl very good, morning 5am wake up cut rubber, 8am go market, work until 10pm, blah blah blah, and I was like, "So she works seventeen hours a day... *nods* (*checks Bleach episode 1*)" Okay, screw it, restart. *clears throat*
"I see. So basically, you're hardworking? And you worked all the way from 5am to 10pm to support your mother? Which means your mother is very old, poor and cannot work? And it needed the support of a filial daughter like you? Okay, I belie– *flips table into the air* NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!!"
XD So yeah, the guy looked totally, "Oh my god, I might as well commit suicide. Life has no more meaning any more... Goodbye, oh cruel world... T_T" Then his friend (obviously a girl by the way) came and helped him by pretending to be his girlfriend. After looking at the fat one, I saw his friend, and I was like...
...... ...... EH?!! A GODDESS?!!
XD That's always what happens when you see ugly women too much, even an ordinary lady can look like a goddess. XD
So cool, lol! I'm gonna use Sanji kicking Absalom in this picture as display picture and "Didn't I tell you......!! TO TAKE THOSE OFF?!!!" as my nick in MSN. XD
We got back our class photos today. Yippee. XD I'll share them with you guys, haha. The class that I am proud of...! :O No choice, I didn't have a scanner, so I have to use a digital camera, lol. If I don't use flash, it'd be dark and blurry, and if I use flash, there would be spots of light reflected. -.- So how? Simple, use flash, just sacrifice the teacher. See what I mean?
Let's just blame her for sitting in the middle. XD And here's the informal photo:
Cool, lol, they got some effect at the bottom where the school name is, where we can see the last row in the background. :P Vernon and I are in there, rofl. So... where is Ephraim? You can't find Ephraim? Of course you can't find Ephraim!! But you can see him perfectly in the formal photo, you say? Yeah, alright, I'll teach you how to find him.
1. Look at this picture closely
2. Stare at it for ten seconds
3. Scan the picture closely and detailed
4. Close your eyes for three seconds
5. Shout as loudly as you can, "COME OUT, EPHRAIM!"
6. And there he is!! Magical, isn't it?? :P
What, you still can't see him?? Okay, I'll give you a hint. Alvin. (He's the fat guy at the extreme left covering his face with his hands)
Okay, on to school day.
First paper was Geography Paper 1, but yet, for some reason, Larry didn't know and came in the morning, rofl. He didn't take Geography by the way, so he had to stay in the canteen for two hours for the Geography paper to end and for the A. Maths paper to start. XD
Geography Paper 1 was easy, despite the fact that the only chapter I read in the textbook was the one on maps, lol. And why is it easy? One, I don't care about Geography. Two, I don't care about preliminaries. Three, with me sleeping during Geography lessons, the Geography teacher cannot really fault me for being bad at Geography, right? Those three reasons made the paper extremely easy. XD
So yeah, I did it leisurely and relaxedly. I don't care what answer I write, I don't care how I get my answer, I don't care whether my answer is wrong, all I want to do is to complete my Geography paper. XD Out of the forty questions, I completely didn't understand two of them, lol. Confusing terms I've never come across before. Guess what I did? Made use of the calculator's random function. :O When utilized, the calculator randomly generates a three-digit decimal, and I'll use the last number to determine what I wrote for my answer. If it is even, I'll write A or B, and if it is odd, I'll write C or D. Then, for the next round, if it is even, I'll write A or C, and if it is odd, I'll write B or D. There, all done. :D Well, c'mon, give me a break, I DO have a probability of 25% of getting each of those two questions correct, right?? Furthermore, it saves me from having a headache. ("Liek omg, how do you do this question?? How do you do this question?? How do you do this question?? How do you do this question?? How do you do this question?? ...My head is frying... X("), and it saves my time as well. :D
But so what does saving time matters in an examination when you have a lot of free time and is too lazy and could not be bothered to check? Sigh... Don't expect me to check, heck. One, I'm too lazy. Two, I can't be bothered. Three, how do I even check the two questions in which I made use of my calculator's random function to get the answer? XD So I ended up drawing Zangetsu and Tensa Zangetsu at a blank space at the last page of the paper, rofl. XD I ought to re-learn how to draw Zangetsu... I'm losing touch drawing the shape of the blade... It looked like a chopper more like a 1.8m huge sword, rofl. Wanted to try and re-draw it to make it look more like the 1.8m huge and badass sword it is supposed to be, but meh, I got lazy. XD And Tensa Zangetsu... The grip looks a little weird... ah, I'll fix it someday. Wanted to draw Houzukimaru, since it's so easy to draw, but again, lazy, lol. Besides, I didn't know how to write it in kanji, lol (but now I do, "鬼灯丸" :D).
EDIT:
Got back my Geography Paper 1. Took a photo of my drawing. :P
Geography paper was finally over. Everyone started frantically revising A. Maths. Some are practicing on the questions. Others are reading their textbooks. Yet, three people are discussing about Final Fantasy. Yoshida, Vernon and me. XD Yeah, we got bored of reading our textbooks, and found ourselves unable to absorb anything, lol.
A. Maths paper was alright, nothing much to comment about it. Except I forgot how to differentiate exponential functions halfway through the exam and had to think for fifteen minutes, summoning all of my spirit force, to remember how to differentiate. -_- I hope I just don't do too bad for this paper, lol. I have a reputation to upkeep. XD
And dismissed after that, yay. Furthermore, I have no exams tomorrow, yay, so I don't have to go to school. :D :D
BANKAI!
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