Let's hope that with Shuusui by his side, Zoro can go steps up higher, until he defeats Mihawk and becomes the World's Number One Swordsman! Lol. Of course, the defeat of Ryuuma means that Brook has finally got his shadow back! Now that he can get out of the Florian Triangle, do you think he would want to join the Straw Hat Pirates? Only time will tell, lol.
Chapter 287 for Bleach came out today too. Not very exciting, I must admit. Nnoitra comes out, and clashes with Ichigo. He then mocks Grimmjow for being so pathetic that he requires the enemy (Ichigo) to protect him (Nnoitra's initial intention was to kill Grimmjow, but Ichigo fights with him instead). During the fight, Ichigo finds that Nnoitra is strong, and then he reveals he is the 5th Espada... :O And then the scene then just has to change to Renji and Uryuu. They decided to flee, and just after they exit the room which disables their Bankai and bow respectively, who did they meet but Szayel, ready for a second battle.
I hate how they build up the atmosphere, then switches scenes. -_-
And oh yeah, I was reading Jonathan's blog, when I came upon this:
"Then after school we had careers forum; really interesting insights. I dropped by on the aviation talk, then advertising, then biomedical research. Pilots have to be at least 1.65m tall! SO I'M ELIGIBLE HAHAHA."
Our deepest apologies go to Ephraim, who barely has a height of... *shouts* Oi! Anyone knows the height of a particle?? I don't have a ruler small enough to measure his height!
Dude: Hey, man, that's simple. Go and have a look around Wikipedia.
Hmm, great idea, thanks, dude.
...Hold on a minute, who the heck are you? And how did you find your way into my blog? Hey, he's gone... Weird guy. Anyway, Wikipedia, eh?
*goes to Wikipedia*
What. The. Fuck!?
Argh, I've been to every single article the main one links to, including the one on grammar and the one on the band, but it just says no shit about its length or diameter or height or any shitty name you call that. Though, Wikipedia states that, "A subatomic particle is an elementary or composite particle smaller than an atom." So let's go and find the height of an atom and assume that that particular height is Ephraim's height. C'mon, I'm lying here about his height, making it a lot bigger than what it actually is. Ephraim should be grateful.
The biggest one has a diameter of 520pm, while the smallest has a diameter of 50pm.
Dude: Th' fuck's a 'pm'??
Eh, good question, let me check...
...Hey, it's you again!
*reads* A picometre (American spelling: picometer, symbol pm) is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to one millionth-millionth of a metre, which is the current SI base unit of length.
A millionth-millionth of a metre... That is... *counts with fingers* *heads asplodes*
1 x 10-12 m. Blimey, that small?
For the sake of Ephraim's pride, let's assume that his height is equal to that of the diameter of the biggest atom. That's... 5.2 x 10-10 m. Or 0.0000000052m.
You need to be 1.65m to be a pilot, right? *takes out a calculator* Aww, Ephraim, to be a pilot, you need to grow taller... *calculates* 317 307 692 times. That's three hundred, seventeen million, three hundred and seven thousand, six hundred and ninety-two times, written out in words.
Best of luck, man. I doubt you can ever become a pilot. XD
Though if you become a pilot, the passengers of whichever unlucky plane you are flying are going to freak out.
"LI13K )M9, WH3R3 T3H F8CK 15 T#H P1:L07>!?!?!?1//!?!?1/!/?"
Translates to: "Oh my God, where is the pilot?" I got a friend who understands noobspeak to translate it from English to noobspeak so I can post it here. :)
No one can see you, remember?
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